said softly, patting my arm. “My cousin is a chiropractor, maybe I could call him for some advice?”
“It’s not my back that’s the problem, Mia,” I bit at her. “It’s my cock. And my balls too. My balls are very swollen, they look like two purple turnips. And don’t get me started on the smell or the weird diaper I have to wear so that-” I cut myself off, holding a fist to my mouth and closing my eyes like I was horrified by what I’d said.
The guy driving the car glanced at me in the rear mirror with wide eyes and it took everything I had not to crack up laughing. Rogue would have loved this game.
“Oh no,” she gasped.
“Yeah,” I gritted out. “So can we please stop talking about it?”
“That Rogue girl has a lot to answer for,” she growled and I nodded. Sorry, beautiful, it had to be you who gave it to me.
We arrived at the huge gates to the Rosewood Manor and my amusement fell away as I sat up straighter. I’d wanted to get in here for so fucking long. I’d put in the time, I’d earned it. And now it was finally going to pay off.
A couple of armed guards opened the gates for us and as we drove inside, I took in the immaculate grounds which had once been overgrown and neglected. I’d preferred it like that, with the grass long and wildflowers everywhere. Kaiser had stamped the character out of it, the lawns perfectly kempt, the old cracking drive repaired and the manor house now gleaming, the porch freshly painted in white and a group of expensive looking rattan garden furniture out on the new decking.
My driver parked us up alongside another vehicle and I scowled out at Fox’s truck before exiting the car. I adjusted the gun on my hip as Mia moved to my side and we walked towards the porch where a few guards were standing with machine guns across their bodies. Kaiser wasn’t fucking around when it came to security and I had to wonder what he was guarding so fiercely here, or if he was just a nut.
They frisked us then let us inside once they’d taken my gun and we moved through a grand entrance hall with oak flooring and a huge stairway with red carpet that twisted up off towards the next floor. One of the guards led us through the house past opulent rooms that had the scent of fresh paint and new money about them. Kaiser’s taste was gross. Everything was bright, mismatching and uncomfortable looking. There was a violently orange rug over a black and white tiled floor and the pictures on the walls looked like something I could have done with a paintbrush clenched between my ass cheeks.
“It’s so beautiful here, isn’t it?” Mia sighed and I wrinkled my nose. Of course she fucking likes it.
We arrived in an enormous room with a large round poker table at the heart of it, the walls decorated with man-sized playing cards, giant guns and a mural of a cartoon version of Kaiser with a gangster hat on and two tommy guns in his hands which fired golden bullets.
What in the fuck is that ugly shit?
Fox was sitting at the table with Rogue beside him in a blood red dress that made her look fucking edible. My gaze dragged over her with intent and my cock woke up like Snow White after being kissed by the prince. She wet her lips as she looked back at me and Fox bristled beside her, his eyes full of a menacing warning which I didn’t give two fucks about heeding.
“Mi-Mi!” Kaiser stood from his seat with a wide smile, raising a glass of whiskey to toast our arrival. There were a bunch of other people sat around the table and I recognised Mayor Hardanger with her long red hair and a couple of the local cops among them.
Mia tugged on my arm, pulling me along towards her stepfather who dragged her in for a hug. My gaze moved to a woman as she stood up beside Kaiser, her tits pushed up to the moon in her tight black velvet dress and her upper lip so full of filler it looked like a wet fish had been stapled to her face. Her hair was dark like Mia’s, hanging around her shoulders in rippling, silky waves. Her arms were covered in tattoos and one look at them told