bottom of them. I'd ditched my shirt and now wore a blue string bikini top and I was currently sporting an ebony wig cut into a sharp bob coupled with a pair of big black sunglasses which covered half my face.
JJ was smirking at me from his position crouched down out of sight on the road, enjoying the view as I pretended to fiddle with the engine of my car which was currently blocking the road exactly where we expected our mark to show up at any moment.
And right on cue, the roar of an expensive engine approaching brought a smile to my face. I cocked my hip out as I continued to play mechanic for our unsuspecting mark.
The engine noise fell to a low rumble as I heard the car pull up beside me, but I didn't look around until I heard him call out to me.
"Hey, err, miss, you're blocking the road."
"Could you help me?" I called, going all helpless maiden on him as I waved a hand at the engine and bit my lip. "The water cap fell off down there and I can't reach it no matter how far I bend." I leaned right over to give him an example and a show and smirked at JJ as the sound of the guy’s car door swinging open followed.
JJ crept out of sight around my car as the dude left his engine idling and strode up to me. He had slicked back blonde hair and a fancy chinos and shirt combo going on which screamed rich asshole for all the world to see.
"I have a man I can call to come give you a tow?" he offered and I could feel his eyes crawling all over my flesh as he did so. "My place is only a little further along the road so you could come and wait there if you like?"
I glanced up and looked over his shoulder, flashing him a smile as I saw JJ slip behind the wheel of the dude's fancy car. "Oh I don't think that will be necessary," I said sweetly. "If you can just reach it for me, I should be fine. Though I wouldn't say no to a drink between new friends."
The guy smirked at me then stepped forward as I backed up, easily snagging the cap and placing it back where it belonged.
By the time he'd dropped the hood of my car back down and was grinning in triumph, I'd already hopped behind the wheel and snatched the pistol from my door pocket. Mutt perked up on the passenger seat, cocking his head as he watched the show like he was in on the con too.
I started the car up and squealed excitedly as the dude moved around to my window.
"Thank you so much," I gushed as he folded his arms on the top of my open window and leaned in to look at me.
"My pleasure."
"Could you do one more, itty, bitty thing for me?" I asked sweetly and he nodded.
"Sure. Anything."
"Hand over your wallet and that pretty watch you're wearing then, big boy." I lifted the gun and pointed it at his face and the poor fucker actually shrieked in alarm, his eyes going all round and terrified. "Hurry up, dude. I don't have all day and my finger's getting twitchy."
The guy sprang into action and quickly ripped his watch from his wrist, tossing it at me before following up with his wallet which was thick with green, green cash.
I grinned at him, threw my car into drive and sped away with JJ on my ass in his stolen red Audi.
Laughter spilled from my lips as the rich fucker screamed in horror, realising he was losing his car too, but we were long gone before he could even think about doing anything to try and stop us.
JJ hit the gas, his fancy ass sports car giving my sexy little Jeep a run for her money as we tore up the empty roads towards the far side of town where the docks were.
I yanked the wig off and tossed it in the footwell, grinning as my rainbow hair tumbled down around my shoulders and Mutt yipped in triumph.
My phone started ringing just as JJ overtook me like an asshole and I laughed while flipping him off then answered it through the sweet speaker hook up situation I had going in this thing.
"Hey, beautiful," Rick growled, making my toes curl with nothing but those two words.
"I thought you were