let you kids get to studying,” he said, and Dave’s head
almost exploded when his dad winked at him slyly before turning away.
They took the stairs up to Dave’s room. When he pushed open the
door, he wished he’d spent those fifteen minutes tidying up instead of
wondering whether or not to shower. Gretchen plopped her backpack
down by Dave’s desk, which was set against the wall by the door and
mostly bare, save for his laptop and about six or seven pairs of tangled earphones. His bed was unmade, thanks to his dad’s very lax policy on
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bed making. His laundry was mostly contained to the hamper in the
corner, though a few shirts and socks hung on the edge like prisoners
making a break for it.
“Sorry for the mess,” Dave said, brushing the nest of headphones
into his drawer, instead of into the trash can, like he should have done months ago.
“My room’s worse.” Gretchen looked around, her hands on her hips.
“You don’t do the whole hot babe and sports posters on your wall,” she
said. “That’s refreshing.”
One wall was blank, painted the same dull green it had been since
Dave was a kid. Another two walls were technically blank, too, but one
had the window that faced out at the big, pretty jacaranda tree in their yard, and the other was mounted with Dave’s TV, so they didn’t feel
blank. The fourth wall had a whiteboard hanging above his desk, and it
wasn’t until now that Dave remembered he’d written a little better than you found it on his whiteboard after their date at the harbor. Gretchen sat herself on the edge of Dave’s bed, her hands clasped between her
thighs, staring at the board.
Dave wanted to smack himself for not erasing it. New to this whole
pursuing-girls thing, he had no idea how to play it cool. He did know
that writing a girl’s life motto down on your whiteboard after only one
date was not playing it cool. On the spectrum of coolness, it was way
too close to building a shrine in her honor, which was way too close
to collecting a bag of her hair. How had Dave so quickly turned into
a hair collector?
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“That’s really cute,” Gretchen said, then she lay back on Dave’s bed,
her hair and arms sprawled out beside her. Dave let out a sigh of relief.
“I have a confession. I have very little interest in studying AP Chem
tonight.”
Was it weird to burp out of excitement? That was his first instinct,
but he managed to suppress the burp, thankfully. Add that one to life’s
long list of mysteries. “You don’t?”
“No. I’ve had very little interest in doing any studying at all, actually.”
“Ah, you have it, too. Senioritis.”
“Guilty,” Gretchen said. She sat up, and Dave caught a flash of
cleavage that he felt simultaneously guilty and blessed for having seen.
“I have an idea.”
“Is it a prank?”
“Not this time.” She propped herself up on his bed, her elbows
locked, the plunging V-neck T-shirt making it impossible to not at
least glance in her direction. “Could we maybe watch a movie instead?
Will your academic life survive if we do that? I want to watch a movie
with you, but I don’t want to be responsible for your downfall.”
“You know,” Dave said, getting up from his desk chair, “since it
seems like tonight’s one of those nights where I can’t stop certain
things from spilling out of my mouth”—he walked around to the far
side of the bed, grabbing his remote off the nightstand, not entirely
believing that he was allowing himself to say what he was saying,
that he even had the ability to speak like this—“I don’t think I’d
mind if you were my downfall. Not one bit. A movie with you sounds perfect.”
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Gretchen smiled and kicked her shoes off and adjusted one of
Dave’s pillows so she could lie back comfortably. Dave had had
daydreams a lot like this. Since when did real life act this way? “You
get to choose the movie,” Gretchen said, “but it has to fall within one
of two categories: cute, or ridiculously bad.”
“You don’t happen to know of any that fall in the ‘both’ category,
do you?”
“Too many, actually.”
They chose a B-list horror movie about sharks in the woods and
turned off the lights. Gretchen’s foot laid against his before the opening credits had even finished.
“Who do you think is going to die first?” Dave asked, leaning just a
little bit in her direction.
“The smartest character,” Gretchen said with no hesitation.
“Really? Why?”
“You can’t have smart people lingering around for too long in horror
movies. Otherwise they come up with solutions and not enough
people die.”
“Good point,” Dave said. The movie’s