get all *onion emoji* over it but then you think it through and realise it's actually more *squid emoji*
Kyan:
*Octopus emoji*
Saint:
Stop dicking around and tell me.
Tatum:
*squid emoji*
**Tatum Rivers has left the chat**
I barked a laugh and shoved my phone back into my pocket as I jogged down the corridor and outside to catch the guys. Tatum left the group chat at least four times a week and then Saint had to find her, get hold of her phone, put her back into it again and spank her for misbehaving. At this point I was certain she did it half to piss off Saint and half to get the spanking.
Saint and Kyan had already made it down the path and were heading towards the thick pines which lined the north bank of the lake, herding Stalker and Bait ahead of them and bickering as Saint demanded an answer to his burning squid question while Kyan laughed like he was the god of emoji knowledge and refused to tell him. I was fairly sure I got it, but then sometimes they used it in different context and I was lost again. But I didn’t care enough to try and force an answer the way Saint did. My squid ignorant self was happy enough to figure it out eventually.
I jogged until I caught them, shoving Bait in the back hard enough that he fell sprawling to the stone path and skinned his palms.
"Shit, sorry, dude," I said as Kyan roared with laughter and Saint smirked like the demon he was. "I didn't realise you were such a weak bitch and would fall down so easy. I bet Stalker wouldn't go down so easy, would you Stalker?"
The asshole formally known as Toby blinked at me with terrified eyes and the most disappointing look of acceptance which really only made me want to punch him more. Sadly for me, Kyan beat me to it, clocking him in the temple so hard that when he hit the ground he actually blacked out.
"Shit, do you think you killed him?" I laughed as Bait looked half inclined to piss himself.
"You'd better not have, he hasn't even begun to suffer enough for what he did to our girl," Saint growled.
Stalker groaned as he came around, so that was the end of that debate and I sighed as I tried to decide if I was disappointed or not. I guessed disposing of another body would have been a pain though. Especially as some people probably would miss Stalker. His family didn't hate him after all. I mean, they were definitely less than impressed when we sent them all of that evidence of his stalking, plus all of the slightly less true evidence of his drug habit. And drug dealing habit. But they'd probably still care if he died. At least for now. Maybe not so much by the time we were done with him though.
While Stalker made a big old fuss out of coming around and pushing himself to sit up, I asked Kyan to hold Bait still while I took the pink Sharpie from my pocket and casually drew a dick on his mask complete with cum shot, thick veins and hairy balls which hung down on his cheek.
"Every day, you'll draw the balls back on, hairs and all," I commanded as he just took it, looking at me like I was a monster. But was I the one who tricked an underage girl into sex? No siree, not me. So who was the monster here really? I mean, okay yeah, also me but also, also him.
"Yeah, okay," Bait agreed like a little bitch which was a weird combination of satisfying and utterly unsatisfying.
"Right, enough fun." I announced. "You two have a Pine Festival, or Spring Hoo-Ha or-"
"A Spring Pine Cleansing," Saint drawled, because of course even a totally bullshit event that I just made up so that we could cut class and torture some low lives had warranted immediate memorising. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if this didn't become an annual event from here on out. Assuming the Hades Virus didn't kill us all before then.
"That's the one," I agreed. "Strip down to your boxers and start stuffing them with pine needles until no more can fit so that the Night People don't come and kill the flowers or whatever."
"Trees," Saint snapped irritably, like that even mattered and Kyan smirked in amusement.
Bait and Stalker quickly did as they'd been told and Kyan tossed his blazer aside before rolling