a bad person. But truly, her mother could try the patience of even the kindest, gentlest of daughters, and as Penelope was the first to admit, she could be a wee bit sarcastic at times.
“Why don’t you think Colin would marry Felicity?” Portia asked.
Penelope looked up, startled. She’d thought they were done with that subject. She should have known better. Her mother was nothing if not tenacious. “Well,” she said slowly, “to begin with, she’s twelve years younger than he is.”
“Pfft,” Portia said, waving her hand dismissively. “That’s nothing, and you know it.”
Penelope frowned, then yelped as she accidentally stabbed her finger with her needle.
“Besides,” Portia continued blithely, “he’s”—she looked back down at Whistledown and scanned it for his exact age—“three-and-thirty! How is he meant to avoid a twelve-year difference between him and his wife? Surely you don’t expect him to marry someone your age.”
Penelope sucked on her abused finger even though she knew it was hopelessly uncouth to do so. But she needed to put something in her mouth to keep her from saying something horrible and horribly spiteful.
Everything her mother said was true. Many ton weddings—maybe even most of them—saw men marrying girls a dozen or more years their junior. But somehow the age gap between Colin and Felicity seemed even larger, perhaps because . . .
Penelope was unable to keep the disgust off her face. “She’s like a sister to him. A little sister.”
“Really, Penelope. I hardly think—”
“It’s almost incestuous,” Penelope muttered.
“What did you say?”
Penelope snatched up her needlework again. “Nothing.”
“I’m sure you said something.”
Penelope shook her head. “I did clear my throat. Perhaps you heard—”
“I heard you saying something. I’m sure of it!”
Penelope groaned. Her life loomed long and tedious ahead of her. “Mother,” she said, with the patience of, if not a saint, at least a very devout nun, “Felicity is practically engaged to Mr. Albansdale.”
Portia actually began rubbing her hands together. “She won’t be engaged to him if she can catch Colin Bridgerton.”
“Felicity would die before chasing after Colin.”
“Of course not. She’s a smart girl. Anyone can see that Colin Bridgerton is a better catch.”
“But Felicity loves Mr. Albansdale!”
Portia deflated into her perfectly upholstered chair. “There is that.”
“And,” Penelope added with great feeling, “Mr. Albansdale is in possession of a perfectly respectable fortune.”
Portia tapped her index finger against her cheek. “True. Not,” she said sharply, “as respectable as a Bridgerton portion, but it’s nothing to sneeze at, I suppose.”
Penelope knew it was time to let it go, but she couldn’t stop her mouth from opening one last time. “In all truth, Mother, he’s a wonderful match for Felicity. We should be delighted for her.”
“I know, I know,” Portia grumbled. “It’s just that I so wanted one of my daughters to marry a Bridgerton. What a coup! I would be the talk of London for weeks. Years, maybe.”
Penelope stabbed her needle into the cushion beside her. It was a rather foolish way to vent her anger, but the alternative was to jump to her feet and yell, What about me? Portia seemed to think that once Felicity was wed, her hopes for a Bridgerton union were forever dashed. But Penelope was still unmarried—didn’t that count for anything?
Was it so much to wish that her mother thought of her with the same pride she felt for her other three daughters? Penelope knew that Colin wasn’t going to choose her as his bride, but shouldn’t a mother be at least a little bit blind to her children’s faults? It was obvious to Penelope that neither Prudence, Philippa, nor even Felicity had ever had a chance with a Bridgerton. Why did her mother seem to think their charms so exceeded Penelope’s?
Very well, Penelope had to admit that Felicity enjoyed a popularity that exceeded that of her three older sisters combined. But Prudence and Philippa had never been Incomparables. They’d hovered on the perimeters of ballrooms just as much as Penelope had.
Except, of course, that they were married now. Penelope wouldn’t have wanted to cleave herself unto either of their husbands, but at least they were wives.
Thankfully, however, Portia’s mind had already moved on to greener pastures. “I must pay a call upon Violet,” she was saying. “She’ll be so relieved that Colin is back.”
“I’m sure Lady Bridgerton will be delighted to see you,” Penelope said.
“That poor woman,” Portia said, her sigh dramatic. “She worries about him, you know—”
“I know.”
“Truly, I think it is more than a mother should be expected to bear. He goes gallivanting about, the good