"There are three people parked in my lot, hoping to get a shot at you," I said. "What are you doing here?"
"I want to talk to you."
It was one thing to have the skill to break into an apartment; it was something else to be able to divine what I was doing at any given moment in the day. "How did you know I was out with Bob? What are you, psychic?"
"Nothing that exotic. I called, and your grandma told me you were walking the dog."
"Gee, that's disappointing. Next thing you'll be telling me you aren't Superman."
Ranger smiled. "You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me."
"I think I'm flustered," I told him.
"Cute," Ranger said.
"What did you want to talk to me about?"
"I'm terminating your employment."
The fluster disappeared and was replaced with the seed of an ill-defined emotion that settled in the pit of my stomach. "You and Morelli made a deal, didn't you?"
"We have an understanding."
I was being cut out of the program, shoved aside like unnecessary baggage. Or worse, like a liability. I went from hurt disbelief to total fury in three seconds.
"Was this Morelli's idea?"
"It's my idea. Hannibal has seen you. Alexander has seen you. And now half the police in Trenton know you broke into Hannibal's house and found Junior Macaroni in the garage."
"Did you hear that from Morelli?"
"I heard it from everyone. My answering machine ran out of space. It's just too dangerous for you to stay on the case. I'm afraid Hannibal will put it together and come after you."
"This is depressing."
"Did you really sit him up in a lawn chair?"
"Yes. And by the way, did you kill him?"
"No. The Porsche wasn't in the garage when I went through the house. And neither was Macaroni."
"How did you get past the alarm system?"
"Same way you did. The alarm wasn't set." He looked at his watch. "I have to go."
I opened the passenger door and turned to leave.
Ranger caught hold of my wrist. "You're not especially good at following instructions, but you're going to listen to me on this, right? You're going to walk away. And you're going to be careful."
I gave a sigh, heaved myself out the door, and extracted Bob from the backseat. "Just make sure you don't let Joyce catch you. That would really ruin my day."
I deposited Bob in the apartment, grabbed my car keys and my shoulder bag, and went back downstairs. I was going somewhere. Anywhere. I was too bummed to stay at home. Truth is, I wasn't all that upset about my employment being terminated. I just hated it being terminated for stupidity. I'd fallen out of a tree, for God's sake. And then I'd sat Junior Macaroni in a chair. I mean, how inept can a person get?
I needed food, I thought. Ice cream. And hot fudge. Whipped cream. There was an ice cream parlor at the mall that constructed sundaes for four people. That's what I needed. A mega sundae.
I got into Big Blue, and Mitchell got in with me.
"Excuse me?" I said. "Is this a date?"
"You wish," Mitchell said. "Mr. Stolle wants to talk to you."
"Guess what. I'm not in the mood to talk to Mr. Stolle. I'm not in the mood to talk to anyone, you included. So I hope you don't take this personally, but get out of my car."
Mitchell drew his gun. "You should change your mood."
"You'd shoot me?"
"Don't take it personally," Mitchell said.
Art's Carpets is in Hamilton Township, the land of the strip mall. It's on Route 33, not far from Five Points, and is indistinguishable from every other business on that road, save for its glowing chartreuse sign, which can be seen clearly from Rhode Island. The building is a single-story cinder-block with large storefront windows, heralding a year-round sale. I'd been to Art's Carpets many times, along with every other man, woman, and child in New Jersey. I'd never purchased anything, but I'd been tempted. Art's has good prices.
I parked the Buick in front of the store. Habib pulled the Lincoln in alongside the Buick. And Joyce parked beside the Lincoln.
"What does Stolle want?" I asked. "He doesn't want to kill me or anything, does he?"
"Mr. Stolle don't kill people. He hires people to do that stuff. He just wants to talk to you. That's all he told me."
There were a couple women browsing in the store. Looked like mother and daughter. A salesman hovered over them. Mitchell and I walked in together, and Mitchell guided me through