would be unpronounceable to you-"
"Like Superman's rival, Mr. Mxyzptlk," said Badmouth.
"-you may as well use those Los' used. Him being the one you call the Crimson King. I'm ego, roughly speaking, and go by the name of Feemalo. This fellow beside me is Fumalo. He's our id."
"So the one behind you must be Fimalo," Susannah said, pronouncing it i^-ma-lo. "What's he, your superego?"
"Oh brilliant!" Fumalo exclaimed. "I bet you can even say Freud so it doesn't rhyme with lewd!" He leaned forward and gave her his knowing leer. "But can you spell it, you shor'-leg New York blackbird?"
"Don't mind him," said Feemalo, "he's always been threatened by women."
"Are you Stephen King's ego, id, and superego?" Susannah asked.
"What a good question!" Feemalo said approvingly.
"What a dumb question!" Fumalo said, disapprovingly. "Did your parents have any kids that lived, Blackbird?"
"You don't want to start in playing the dozens with me,"
Susannah said, "I'll bring out Detta Walker and shut you down."
Referee King said, "I have nothing to do with sai King other than having appropriated some of his physical characteristics for a short time. And I understand that short time is really all the time you have. I have no particular love for your cause and no intention of going out of my way to help you-not far out of my way, at least-and yet I understand that you two are largely responsible for the departure of Los'. Since he kept me prisoner and treated me as little more than his court jester-or even his pet monkey-I'm not at all sorry to see him go. I'd help you if I can-a little, at least-but no, I won't go out of my way to do so. 'Let's get that up front,' as your late friend Eddie Dean might have said."
Susannah tried not to wince at this, but it hurt. It hurt.
As before, Feemalo and Fumalo had turned to look at Fimalo when he spoke. Now they turned back to Roland and Susannah.
"Honesty's the best policy," said Feemalo, with a pious look.
"Cervantes."
"Liars prosper," said Fumalo, with a cynical grin. "Anonymous."
Feemalo said, "There were times when Los' would make us divide into six, or even seven, and for no other reason than because it hurt. Yet we could leave no more than anyone else in the castle could, for he'd set a dead-line around its walls."
"We thought he'd kill us all before he left," Fumalo said, and with none of his previous fuck-you cynicism. His face wore the long and introspective expression of one who looks back on a disaster perhaps averted by mere inches.
Feemalo: "He did kill a great many. Beheaded his Minister of State."
Fumalo: "Who had advanced syphilis and no more idea what was happening to him than a pig in a slaughterhouse chute, more's the pity."
Feemalo: "He lined up the kitchen staff and the women o' work-"
Fumalo: "All of whom had been very loyal to him, very loyal indeed-"
Feemalo: "And made them take poison as they stood in front of him. He could have killed them in their sleep if he'd wanted to-"
Fumalo: "And by no more than wishing it on them."
Feemalo: "But instead he made them take poison. Rat poison.
They swallowed large brown chunks of it and died in convulsions right in front of him as he sat on his throne-"
Fumalo: "Which is made of skulls, do ye ken-"
Feemalo: "He sat there with his elbow on his knee and his fist on his chin, like a man thinking long thoughts, perhaps about squaring the circle or finding the Ultimate Prime Number, all the while watching them writhe and vomit and convulse on the floor of the Audience Chamber."
Fumalo (with a touch of eagerness Susannah found both prurient and extremely unattractive): "Some died begging for water. It was a thirsty poison, aye! And we thought we were next!"
At this Feemalo at last betrayed, if not anger, then a touch of pique. "Will you let me tell this and have done with it so they can go on or back as they please?"
"Bossy as ever," Fumalo said, and dropped into a sulky silence. Above them, the Castle Rooks josded for position and looked down with beady eyes. No doubt hoping to make a meal of those who don't walk away, Susannah thought.
"He had six of the surviving Wizard's Glasses," Feemalo said. "And when you were still in Calla Bryn Sturgis, he saw something in them that finished the job of running him mad.
We don't know for sure what it was, for we didn't see,