nothing that fits me, if you haven't noticed," said Puck. "But you're welcome to look in the closet and see what I got. Seeing how this house responds to you a lot better than it does to me."
Mack walked into a bedroom that didn't look like anybody had ever slept in it, considering that there weren't even sheets or blankets or a pillow on the bed, and the bed was just a bare mattress on the floor.
He went to the closet and slid the cheap sliding door open and there were six pairs of pants hanging there on hooks, each one identical to the pants he had left behind on the wrong side of the ravine. Four of them were clean, but one was damp and muddy, and another was torn as if by savage claws and covered in half-dried blood.
"Guess things might have turned out a few different ways," said Puck.
"But they turned out this way," said Mack. He took one of the clean pairs of pants out of the closet and put them on.
"You know how these pants would have gotten so wet and muddy?"
"I almost fell into the stream at the bottom of a canyon," said Mack.
"So these torn and bloody ones..."
"The panther," said Mack.
"Panther?"
"The one guarding the lamps."
"Ah," said Puck. "Lamps."
"They just hanging there in the air."
"Oh, they got something holding them up," said Puck.
"Duh," said Mack. "Magic, of course."
"So if you come close, this panther..."
"You never gone there?" said Mack. "You never saw that dead man? With a donkey head?"
Puck chuckled and shook his head. "Once she loves you, you never forget, you never give up."
"He ain't trying no more," said Mack. "Whatever it is he was trying to do."
"He was trying to set her free."
"Set who free?"
"The queen."
"I don't know what you talking about. I got to go home now."
"Why you pretending you don't want to know?"
"Cause whatever I ask, you don't tell me nothing. But when I don't ask, you full of information."
"She's the most beautiful woman who ever lived," said Puck. "But her soul's been captured and locked in a glass cage."
"The queen."
"The Queen of the Fairies," said Puck.
"And the dead guy with the donkey head, he was in love with her."
"Shakespeare, that asshole, he never understood anything. About love or magic. Always had to
'improve' the story." Puck winked. "He couldn't take a joke."
"You don't like Shakespeare?" asked Mack.
"Nobody likes Shakespeare. They just pretend they do so they look smart."
"I like Shakespeare," said Mack.
"You never read Shakespeare in your life."
"Some college students, they put on a play for us. I liked it."
"Yeah, yeah, cause they told you to like it. And cause they didn't put on Othello with some white dude with his face painted black."
"So it was Shakespeare locked a queen's soul in a lantern in the woods?"
"No," said Puck scornfully. "Shakespeare wouldn't have the power to pick his own nose, he come up against the queen."
"Himself," said Puck. "If you think I saying his name in this place, you crazy."
"What about the queen. What's her name?"
"She has so many. Mab, some call her, and that's closer to her true name. But also Titania.
Shakespeare knew those names but he didn't think she was the same person."
"So why don't you go out into the woods and set her free? Guy can make a whole house disappear from the street, you got to be more powerful than a panther."
"How far off the ground was that lantern?" asked Puck.
Mack held his hand out, about shoulder high.
Puck laughed bitterly. "So he didn't shrink you."
"Shrink me?"
"I step off the bricks into the woods, I shrink down to fairy size. Small enough to ride a butterfly.
Only they's no flying across that ravine. You think you had a hard time climbing down and up again?
Crossing that water? How hard you think it be, you this high." He held up his hand, his thumb and fingers about four inches apart.
"You? That tall?"
"In those woods."
"And you can't do anything about it?"
"That my natural size," said Puck. "When I'm home."
"Is that home for you, in there?"
"It's part of home. A corner of home."
"So what's it called?"
"Faerie," said Puck. "Fairyland."
"Not Middle-earth, then," said Mack. "Not Narnia?"
"Made-up bullshit, that stuff," said Puck. "There's no lion in that place, making people be good.
There's just power, and those who got more of it and those who got less."
"And in that place, you're little." get me if I try to fly. I can't get in to set her free."
"But I could," said Mack. "I'm tall enough."
"But