my level. Stay under the trees."
"I'm supposed to crawl the whole way?"
Mack shrugged. "I can't help it."
Ceese saw that there was no choice. But it hurt his knees. The tree trunks were also close together, so that Ceese was constantly banging his shoulders. Not to mention breaking low-hanging branches with his head.
"I'm going to have such a headache," said Ceese.
He noticed that, along with the birds nipping at his ears and the back of his neck, there were squirrels and other creatures running over his hands and up his sleeves. "What do they think they are, ants?"
"Commandos," said Mack. "Think: fire ants."
"Squirrels aren't poisonous."
"They've got teeth and jaws so strong they can crack nuts."
"Aw no," said Ceese. "Please tell me that bastard won't make them go for my package."
"Must be a huge target," said Mack helpfully. "Easy to find."
Sure enough, just like fire ants, they went straight for his scrotum. Ceese pulled at the crotch of his pants and tried to pinch the creatures without mashing his own testicles.
"Ceese," said Mack, "if you stop every time some creature bites you, we'll never get there."
"I don't notice them biting you."
"They won't fit up my sleeve or into my pants," said Mack.
"That, too," said Mack.
It was slow going - crawling, bumping into trees, scraping through branches, brushing away birds, plucking at squirrels. Ceese was bleeding from hundreds of pecks and bites and he was desperate to fling his clothes off and put Neosporin - or anything, rubbing alcohol - on the sores inside his clothes. "I always hated squirrels," said Ceese. "Now I know why."
"You think they like hanging around in your crotch?"
"Why not?" said Ceese. "Nobody's biting them."
Mack held up a hand. "Stop."
Ceese stopped. He saw Mack simply disappear.
Then he looked closer and realized that they were at the edge of a chasm. There was a fast-moving river at the bottom, and Mack had swung down a little way, clinging to a complicated root system.
Ceese saw the other side and it didn't look so far off. He extended his huge arm to reach for the opposite bank. But inexplicably he couldn't quite touch it. It was as if it kept retreating just enough to be a half-inch out of reach.
"I can't bridge it," said Ceese.
"I suppose I shouldn't be surprised," said Mack. "I think it's part of the protection of the place.
You can't cross over the chasm, you have to get down to the river's edge."
Ceese crept along the edge. "All right, I'll climb down over here so I don't accidently kill you by brushing you off the wall of the canyon."
Ceese swung a leg down over the edge.
"Stop!" screamed Mack.
"Just a second," said Ceese, meaning to drop down to the bottom before he stopped.
"Stop now! Get your leg back up! Now!"
Ceese stopped. But he still felt an overwhelming desire to jump down.
The same kind of desire he felt that day Yolanda tried to get him to throw baby Mack over the stair rail. So maybe it was an impulse he ought to ignore.
Ceese pulled up his leg.
Mack ran over to him. "Your leg was shrinking. As soon as it went over the side, it was getting down to normal size. What if you aren't big when you go down there?"
Mack pulled the film canister out of his pants pocket and held it up by his ear. "What should we do?"
Ceese didn't bother getting Puck out of his pocket. It was Yolanda in charge of this expedition.
"She says she has no idea what happens, she's never been here before. But maybe it's time to let them out."
Ceese pulled the canister out of his pocket. It was easier to get the top off without Mack's help.
Ceese saw Puck stick his head out. He was drenched with sweat, panting. "I want air-conditioning before I go back in there."
"Watch out for birds," said Ceese.
"Not so many around here," said Puck.
"Only takes one."
"At this point I don't care. It can't be any worse inside a bird's gut."
Ceese saw that Mack was perching Yolanda inside the collar of his shirt. A killer squirrel leapt for the spot. Mack dodged and the squirrel plunged over the side. Ceese had never heard a squirrel scream before. Now he knew why Wile E. Coyote never made a sound in the Road Runner cartoons. An animal screaming all the way down a cliff was a chilling sound.
"No way in hell I'm getting inside your collar!" shouted Puck.
"Where then?"
"Your jacket pocket."
"What if you get big real fast?" said Ceese. "I don't