circle and he could then make his way out through the hole that he had created when he went through the hedge.
Terence described a complete circle in the field of wheat, arriving back at his point of entry. There he found Monty Bismarck standing beside his own Porsche, anxious to check on his welfare.
“You OK, Mr. Moongrove?” Monty called out as Terence drew to a halt.
“Perfectly all right, thanks, Monty!” Terence replied. “This is a jolly good car, you know.”
“Can’t beat them, Mr. Moongrove. But you need to be careful.”
Terence assured Monty that he would be. He switched off the engine and got out of the car to stretch his legs. Then he saw it.
“My goodness,” he said, pointing to the field behind him. “A crop circle. See that, Monty?”
94. A Cultural Disaster
THE FIRST THING William did that morning was take Freddie de la Hay out for a walk. The streets were quiet at that time of day, although William often encountered fellow dog-owners similarly exercising their charges. There seemed to be a comfortable freemasonry between the owners, clear common ground in a city of too many strangers, and greetings and dog news would often be exchanged. The dogs, too, appreciated the canine contact, Freddie de la Hay being on particularly good terms with a small, rather fussy Schnauzer and an elderly Dalmatian. William wondered what it was that led to a canine friendship—was it simple recognition of shared experience, random affection, or was it some similarity of viewpoint? Or possibly smell? He wondered whether one dog liked another dog because the smell was right. Humans, he had read, made friendships on that basis—even if they were unaware of it.
The walk over, they returned to Corduroy Mansions. For some reason Freddie de la Hay seemed slightly uncomfortable, and William decided that he would watch him when he gave him his breakfast. Dogs were always hungry, it seemed, and if a dog turned up his nose at food it was a sure sign that something was wrong.
He took Freddie into the kitchen and picked up his bowl from the floor. Freddie watched him in silence. That was strange, as he normally whined and wagged his tail when he saw his bowl being prepared.
“You not quite on form this morning, Freddie?” William asked.
Freddie de la Hay gazed at his master. His tail, which normally wagged in response to any human question, remained still.
William crossed the room to get the half-full tin of dog food that he had put in the fridge the previous morning. Then he noticed something on the floor—a few fragments of wood and some torn paper. He bent down and picked up the bit of wood. It had been chewed.
He looked severely at Freddie. “What have you been chewing, Freddie? Come on now. Own up.”
Freddie de la Hay looked away. William, now quite puzzled, looked about the kitchen floor and saw more signs of Freddie’s activity—further fragments of wood and … He bent down again and picked up what looked like a small fragment of paper. But it was not paper; it was canvas.
William peered at the scrap of canvas; it was bare on one side, while the other was painted dark green, with touches of red and yellow. And as he began to make out what was there, the realisation came to him in an awful moment of clarity: the image was part of a snake. The Poussin. Freddie de la Hay had eaten the Poussin.
William did not remonstrate with Freddie—the offence was too enormous—but ran out of the kitchen to knock loudly on Marcia’s door. She opened it and looked at him anxiously.
“Something wrong?”
“Disaster,” said William. “Extreme, indeed exceptional, disaster. Freddie de la Hay has eaten the Poussin. It’s a cultural tragedy.”
“But I thought it was downstairs,” said Marcia. “They took it.”
“They must have popped it back through the letterbox,” said William. “Come to think of it, I did hear something last night. That must have been it.”
Marcia followed William back into the kitchen, where Freddie de la Hay was sitting disconsolately, looking rather uncomfortable. When he saw Marcia, the dog lowered his snout even further until it was virtually on the ground—an admission of guilt, a position of abject repentance. If an artist had been present and had wished to paint a sentimental nineteenth-century genre painting entitled Sorrow for Past Misdeeds, no further arrangement of subject would have been required; Freddie de la Hay said it all.
William found another scrap of canvas on the floor and