trying to hunt her down since – what would be the point? She's not going anywhere, not with her pups to take care of.'
Gesler, Stormy and Balm were now crowding up behind Fiddler, who looked ready to rip off his own stubbly beard in frustration.
'If you're lying ...' Fiddler hissed.
'Of course he's lying,' Balm said. 'If I was him, I'd be lying right now, too.'
'Well, Sergeant Balm,' Bottle said, 'you're not me, and that is the crucial difference. Because I happen to be telling the truth.'
With a snarl, Fiddler turned round and pushed his way back down to the mid deck. A moment later the others followed, Balm casting one last glare at Bottle – as if only now comprehending that he'd just been insulted.
A low snort from Koryk after they'd left. 'Bottle, I happened to glance up a while back – before Fiddler came out – and, Hood take me, there must have been fifty expressions crossing your face, one after the other.'
'Really?' Bottle asked mildly. 'Probably clouds passing the sun, Koryk.'
Tarr said, 'Your rat still has those pups? You must've carried them on the march, then. If I'd been the one carrying them, I would've eaten them one by one. Pop into the mouth, crunch, chew. Sweet and delicious.'
'Well, it was me, not you, wasn't it? Why does everyone want to be me, anyway?'
'We don't,' Tarr said, returning to study the game. 'We're just all trying to tell you we think you're a raving idiot, Bottle.'
Bottle grunted. 'All right. Then, I suppose, you two aren't interested in what they were talking about in that cabin just a little while ago.'
'Get over here,' Koryk said in a growl. 'Watch us play, and start talking, Bottle, else we go and tell the sergeant.'
'No thanks,' Bottle said, stretching his arms. 'I think I'm in need of a nap. Maybe later. Besides, that game bores me.'
'You think we won't tell Fiddler?'
'Of course you won't.'
'Why not?'
'Because then this would be the last time – the last time ever – you got any inside information from me.'
'You lying, snivelling, snake of a bastard—'
'Now now,' Bottle said, 'be nice.'
'You're getting worse than Smiles,' Koryk said.
'Smiles?' Bottle paused at the steps. 'Where is she, by the way?'
'Mooning away with Corabb, I expect,' Tarr said.
Really? 'She shouldn't do that.'
'Why?'
'Corabb's luck doesn't necessarily extend to people around him, that's why.'
'What does that mean?'
It means I talk too much. 'Never mind.'
Koryk called out, 'They'll get that rat, you know, Bottle! Sooner or later.'
Nobody's thinking straight around here. Gods, Koryk, you still think those pups are little helpless pinkies. Alas, they are all now quite capable of getting around all by themselves. So, I haven't got just one extra set of eyes and ears, friends. No. There's Baby Koryk, Baby Smiles, Baby Tarr, Baby ... oh, you know the rest ...
He was halfway to the hatch when the alarms sounded, drifting like demonic cries across the swollen waves, and on the wind there arrived a scent ... no, a stench.
Hood take me, I hate not knowing. Kalam swung himself up into the rigging, ignoring the pitching and swaying as the Froth Wolf heeled hard about on a new course, northeast, towards the gap that had – through incompetence or carelessness – opened between two dromons of the escort. As the assassin quickly worked his way upward, he caught momentary glimpses of the foreign ships that had appeared just outside that gap. Sails that might have been black, once, but were now grey, bleached by sun and salt.
Amidst the sudden confusion of signals and alarms, one truth was becomingly appallingly evident: they had sailed into an ambush. Ships to the north, forming an arc with killing lanes between each one. Another crescent, this one bulging towards the Malazans, was fast approaching before the wind from the northeast. Whilst another line of ships formed a bristling barrier to the south, from the shallows along the coast to the west, then out in a saw-toothed formation eastward until the arc curled north.
Our escorts are woefully outnumbered. Transports loaded down with soldiers, like bleating sheep trapped in a slaughter pen.
Kalam stopped climbing. He had seen enough. Whoever they are, they've got us in their jaws. He began making his way down once more, an effort almost as perilous as had been the ascent. Below, figures were scrambling about on the decks, sailors and marines, officers shouting back and forth.
The Adjunct's flagship, flanked still to starboard by the Silanda, was tacking a course towards that