it just? But misery, ah, misery abides.'
A new voice hissed from where the other corpse hung in its chains. 'Don't listen to her! Treacherous bitch, look where we ended up! My fault? Oh no, I was the honest one. Everyone knew that – and prettier besides, don't let her tell you otherwise! Come over here, dear ghost, and hear the truth!'
Apsalar straightened. 'I am not the ghost here—'
'Dissembler! No wonder you prefer her to me!'
She could see the other shade now, a twin to the first one, hovering over its own corpse, or at least the body it claimed as its own. 'How did you two come to be here?' she asked.
The second shade pointed at the first. 'She's a thief!'
'So are you!' the first one retorted.
'I was only following you, Telorast! "Oh, let's break into Shadowkeep! There's no-one there, after all! We could make off with uncounted riches!" Why did I believe you? I was a fool—'
'Well,' cut in the other, 'that's something we can agree on, at least.'
'There is no purpose,' Apsalar said, 'to the two of you remaining here. Your corpses are rotting away, but those shackles will never release them.'
'You serve the new master of Shadow!' The second shade seemed most agitated with its own accusation. 'That miserable, slimy, wretched—'
'Quiet!' hissed the first shade, Telorast. 'He'll come back to taunt us some more! I, for one, have no desire ever to see him again. Nor those damned Hounds.' The ghost edged closer to Apsalar. 'Most kind servant of the wondrous new master, to answer your question, we would indeed love to leave this place. Alas, where would we go?' It gestured with one filmy, bony hand. 'Beyond the city, there are terrible creatures. Deceitful, hungry, numerous! Now,' it added in a purr, 'had we an escort ...'
'Oh yes,' cried the second shade, 'an escort, to one of the gates – a modest, momentary responsibility, yet we would be most thankful.'
Apsalar studied the two creatures. 'Who imprisoned you? And speak the truth, else you'll receive no help from me.'
Telorast bowed deeply, then seemed to settle even lower, and it was a moment before Apsalar realized it was grovelling. 'Truth to tell. We would not lie as to this. No clearer recollection and no purer integrity in relating said recollection will you hear in any realm. 'Twas a demon lord—'
'With seven heads!' the other interjected, bobbing up and down in some ill-contained excitement.
Telorast cringed. 'Seven heads? Were there seven? There might well have been. Why not? Yes, seven heads!'
'And which head,' Apsalar asked, 'claimed to be the lord?'
'The sixth!'
'The second!'
The two shades regarded each other balefully, then Telorast raised a skeletal finger. 'Precisely! Sixth from the right, second from the left!'
'Oh, very good,' crooned the other.
Apsalar faced the shade. 'Your companion's name is Telorast – what is yours?'
It flinched, bobbed, then began its own grovelling, raising minute clouds of dust. 'Prince – King Cruel, the Slayer of All Foes. The Feared. The Worshipped.' It hesitated, then, 'Princess Demure? Beloved of a thousand heroes, bulging, stern-faced men one and all!' A twitch, low muttering, a brief clawing at its own face. 'A warlord, no, a twenty-two-headed dragon, with nine wings and eleven thousand fangs. Given the chance ...'
Apsalar crossed her arms. 'Your name.'
'Curdle.'
'Curdle.'
'I do not last long.'
'Which is what brought us to this sorry demise in the first place,' Telorast said. 'You were supposed to watch the path – I specifically told you to watch the path—'
'I did watch it!'
'But failed to see the Hound Baran—'
'I saw Baran, but I was watching the path.'
'All right,' Apsalar said, sighing, 'why should I provide you two with an escort? Give me a reason, please. Any reason at all.'
'We are loyal companions,' Telorast said. 'We will stand by you no matter what horrible end you come to.'
'We'll guard your torn-up body for eternity,' Curdle added, 'or at least until someone else comes along—'
'Unless it's Edgewalker.'
'Well, that goes without saying, Telorast,' Curdle said. 'We don't like him.'
'Or the Hounds.'
'Of course—'
'Or Shadowthrone, or Cotillion, or an Aptorian, or one of those—'
'All right!' Curdle shrieked.
'I will escort you,' Apsalar said, 'to a gate. Whereupon you may leave this realm, since that seems to be your desire. In all probability, you will then find yourselves walking through Hood's Gate, which would be a mercy to everyone, except perhaps Hood himself.'
'She doesn't like us,' Curdle moaned.
'Don't say it out loud,' Telorast snapped, 'or she'll actually realize it. Right now she's not sure, and that's good for us,