Ferd liked to experiment with sandwich spreads—the one he liked most was cream cheese, olives, anchovy, and avocado, mashed up with a little mayonnaise—but Oscar always had the same pink luncheon meat.
“It must be difficult with a baby.” Ferd nibbled. “Not just traveling, but raising it.”
Oscar said, “Jeez, there’s drugstores in every block, and if you can’t read, you can at least reckernize them.”
“Drugstores? Oh, to buy safety pins, you mean.”
“Yeah. Safety pins.”
“But…you know…it’s true…there’s never any safety pins when you look.”
Oscar uncapped his beer, rinsed the first mouthful around. “Aha! Always plenny of clothes hangers, though. Throw ’em out every month, next month same closet’s full of ’em again. Now whatcha wanna do in your spare time, you invent a device which it’ll make safety pins outa clothes hangers.”
Ferd nodded abstractedly. “But in my spare time I’m working on the French racer…” It was a beautiful machine, light, low slung, swift, red and shining. You felt like a bird when you rode it. But, good as it was, Ferd knew he could make it better. He showed it to everybody who came in the place until his interest slackened.
Nature was his latest hobby, or, rather, reading about nature. Some kids had wandered by from the park one day with tin cans in which they had put salamanders and toads, and they proudly showed them to Ferd. After that, the work on the red racer slowed down and he spent his spare time on natural history books.
“Mimicry!” he cried to Oscar. “A wonderful thing!”
Oscar looked up interestedly from the bowling scores in the paper. “I seen Edie Adams on TV the other night, doing her imitation of Marilyn Monroe. Boy, oh, boy.”
Ferd was irritated, shook his head. “Not that kind of mimicry. I mean how insects and arachnids will mimic the shapes of leaves and twigs and so on, to escape being eaten by birds or other insects and arachnids.”
A scowl of disbelief passed over Oscar’s heavy face. “You mean they change their shapes? What you giving me?”
“Oh, it’s true. Sometimes the mimicry is for aggressive purposes, though—like a South-African turtle that looks like a rock and so the fish swim up to it and then it catches them. Or that spider in Sumatra. When it lies on its back, it looks like a bird dropping. Catches butterflies that way.”
Oscar laughed, a disgusted and incredulous noise. It died away as he turned back to the bowling scores. One hand groped at his pocket, came away, scratched absently at the orange thicket under the shirt, then went patting his hip pocket.
“Where’s that pencil?” he muttered, got up, stomped into the office, pulled open drawers. His loud cry of “Hey!” brought Ferd into the tiny room.
“What’s the matter?” Ferd asked.
Oscar pointed to a drawer. “Remember that time you claimed there were no safety pins here? Look—whole gahdamn drawer is full of ’em.”
Ferd stared, scratched his head, said feebly that he was certain he’d looked there before…
A contralto voice from outside asked, “Anybody here?”
Oscar at once forgot the desk and its contents, called, “Be right with you,” and was gone. Ferd followed him slowly.
There was a young woman in the shop, a rather massively built young woman, with muscular calves and a deep chest. She was pointing out the seat of her bicycle to Oscar, who was saying “Uh-huh” and looking more at her than at anything else. “It’s just a little too far forward (“Uh-huh”), as you can see. A wrench is all I need (“Uh-huh”). It was silly of me to forget my tools.”
Oscar repeated, “Uh-huh” automatically, then snapped to. “Fix it in a jiffy,” he said, and—despite her insistence that she could do it herself—he did fix it. Though not quite in a jiffy. He refused money. He prolonged the conversation as long as he could.
“Well, thank you,” the young woman said. “And now I’ve got to go.”
“That machine feel all right to you now?”
“Perfectly. Thanks—”
“Tell you what, I’ll just ride along with you a little bit, just—”
Pear-shaped notes of laughter lifted the young woman’s bosom. “Oh, you couldn’t keep up with me! My machine is a racer!”
The moment he saw Oscar’s eye flit to the corner, Ferd knew what he had in mind. He stepped forward.
His cry of “No” was drowned out by his partner’s loud, “Well, I guess this racer here can keep up with yours!”
The young woman giggled richly, said, well, they would see about that, and was off. Oscar, ignoring Ferd’s outstretched hand, jumped on the