was sweating almost as much as the pitcher.
"I've never seen a body work so hard," she said.
"Helps me sleep at night." He drained the glass almost in one draught. It was lemonade, just a little tart, not too tart: just a little sweet, not too sweet. It was a good thing neither of these ladies was his grandma. He'd have moved in with her long ago.
"You can take the whole pitcher if you want."
He wanted. "Thanks," he said, and now, drinking from the rim of the pitcher, he tanked it down so fast it gave him a headache. But the headache wouldn't last, he knew, while the lemonade rushed through his system so fast it caused sweat to bead up on his brow almost as fast as water had beaded up on the pitcher. The pitcher empty, Don wiped his mouth on the upper part of his sleeve, which was marginally cleaner than the forearms.
"Oh my," said Miz Evelyn.
"Sorry. I've got a working man's manners."
"Not to mention a working man's appetites."
He patted his stomach, which now sloshed with liquid. "Nice of you to share that with me."
"We're just glad that you came to see it our way."
Uh-oh. "But I didn't," said Don.
She gestured toward the junkpile. "It looks like you're tearing it all apart in there."
"Just clearing out the ugly stuff." She looked a little disappointed. "I'm going to knock down the added-in walls, too. But the structure of the house - I'm not touching that. In fact I'm restoring it."
"Oh."
"So I guess I got the lemonade under false pretenses."
"You got the lemonade because you needed it and we're Christians."
"Well thanks. I did need it." One good turn deserves another, that's how Don was raised. So: "As long as I'm here, if you ladies need any work done on your place, let me know."
"The only thing we need is for that house to come down." She pointed a bony old finger at the Bellamy mansion.
"Then you should've bought it and hired a demolition crew."
He drained the last bit from the pitcher and handed it back to her.
"Thank you kindly, ma'am," he said. He touched the brim of an imaginary hat as he had seen his father do, as salute or farewell, whichever. Then he turned and headed back for the house.
"Don't you think we would've done it if we could?" she called after him.
Why didn't they just put up signs on houses like this? BEWARE OF STRANGE OLD LADIES AND DISAPPEARING SCREWHOLES. WATCH OUT FOR THE DEADLY LOOMING HOMELESS WOMAN. And - mustn't forget - NO KISSING IN NONFUNCTIONAL BATHROOMS.
Once inside, he had to decide what to do next. Strip off the remaining lath and plaster? Take down the stud wall dividing the upstairs kitchen from the rest of the room? He still didn't feel much like heavy work, though the lemonade had refreshed him.
Maybe it refreshed him too much. He headed for the bathroom at the back of the house.
He was still in there when he heard a loud, insistent knocking on the front door. Hang on a minute, for pete's sake. Stubbornly he rinsed his hands instead of running for the door. Had to remember to buy soap, pick up a couple of towels. He came down the hall drying his hands on his pants when he heard the door opening and Sylvie greeting whoever was there. By the time he got to the parlor where all his tools were, Cindy's next-desk neighbor at the realty was peering around to look for him.
"Hi, Mr. Lark," the guy said. What was his name? As if he heard the question, the man said, "Ryan Bagatti, remember?"
"Who could forget?" said Don. He walked past Bagatti to the entryway, where Sylvie was standing on the third and fourth step - poised to flee. "Thanks for letting a total stranger into my house," he said.
"Nice for you," said Bagatti. "Having your housekeeper living here while you pile up junk on the lawn."
"I'm not the housekeeper," said Sylvie.
"She's the nothing," said Don. "She came with the house. But she's got things to do."
"Cindy know about her?" asked Bagatti, all wide-eyed innocence.
"Bet she will in about fifteen minutes," said Don.
"Aw, man, you're too judgmental," said Bagatti. "I came here because I'm Cindy's friend, you know."
"In other words, she doesn't know you're here?"
"I got a call at the office, she was out. She's been out sick, you know. Ever since you closed on this house."
"Sorry to hear that. Hope she gets better."
"Yeah, send a card or