address on Telegraph Hill - not ten minutes' walk away. No client had ever been this close, and with almost six months without a peep or a shade from the sewer harpies, he was starting to feel like he had this whole Death Merchant thing under control. He'd even placed most of the soul vessels that he'd collected. The short notice felt bad. Really bad.
The house was an Italianate Victorian on the hill just below the Coit Tower, the great granite column built in honor of the San Francisco firemen who had lost their lives in the line of duty. Although it's said to have been designed with a fire-hose nozzle in mind, almost no one who sees the tower can resist the urge to comment on its resemblance to a giant penis. Madeline Alby's house, a flat-roofed white rectangle with ornate scrolling trim and a crowning cornice of carved cherubs, looked like a wedding cake balanced on the tower's scrotum.
So as Charlie trudged up the nut sack of San Francisco, he wondered exactly how he was going to get inside the house. Usually he had time, he could wait and follow someone in, or construct some kind of ruse to gain entrance, but this time he had only one day to get inside, find the soul vessel, and get out. He hoped that Madeline Alby had already died. He really didn't like being around sick people. When he saw the car parked out front with the small green hospice sticker, his hopes for a dead client were smashed like a cupcake with a sledgehammer.
He walked up the front porch steps at the left of the house and waited by the door. Could he open it himself? Would people be able to see it, or did his special "unnoticeability" extend to objects he moved as well? He didn't think so. But then the door opened and a woman about Charlie's age stepped out onto the porch. "I'm just having a smoke," she called back into the house, and before she could close the door behind her, Charlie slipped inside.
The front door opened into a foyer; to his right Charlie saw what had originally been the parlor. There was a stairway in front of him, and another door beyond that that he guessed led to the kitchen. He could hear voices in the parlor and peeked around the corner to see four elderly women sitting on two couches that faced each other. They were in dresses and hats, and they might have just come from church, but Charlie guessed they had come to see their friend off.
"You'd think she'd give up the smoking, with her mother upstairs dying of cancer," said one of the ladies, wearing a gray skirt and jacket with matching hat, and a large enameled pin in the shape of a Holstein cow.
"Well, she always was a hardheaded girl," said another, wearing a dress that looked as if it had been made from the same floral material as the couch. "You know she used to meet with my son Jimmy up in Pioneer Park when they were little."
"She said she was going to marry him," said another woman, who looked like a sister of the first.
The ladies laughed, whimsy and sadness mixed in their tones.
"Well, I don't know what she was thinking, he's as flighty as can be," said Mom.
"Yeah, and brain damaged," added the sister.
"Well, yes, he is now."
"Since the car ran over him," said Sis.
"Didn't he run right in front of a car?" asked one of the ladies who had been silent until now.
"No, he ran right into it," said Mom. "He was on the drugs then." She sighed. "I always said I had one of each - a boy, a girl, and a Jimmy."
They all nodded. This was not the first time this group had done this, Charlie guessed. They were the type that bought sympathy cards in bulk, and every time they heard an ambulance go by they made a note to pick up their black dress from the cleaner's.
"You know Maddy looked bad," said the lady in gray.
"Well, she's dying, sweetheart, that's what happens."
"I guess." Another sigh.
The tinkle of ice in glasses.
They were all nursing neat little cocktails. Charlie guessed they'd been mixed by the younger woman who was outside smoking. He looked around the room for something that was glowing red. There was an oak rolltop desk in the corner that he'd like to get a look in, but that would have