said, "Huh?"
"They won't back off unless she tells them to. Go get her, okay." Charlie turned to Mrs. Ling. "Sophie will call them off, Mrs. Ling. I'm sorry."
Mrs. Ling had been considering her dinner. She tried to shove the duck feet under the broth with her cleaver, but to little effect. "Is ancient Chinese recipe. We don't tell White Devils about it so you don't ruin it. You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants."
The hellhounds growled.
"Well, I'm sure it's delicious," Charlie said, leaning against her fridge so he didn't fall over.
"You bleeding, Mr. Asher."
"Yes, I am," Charlie said.
Ray arrived, carrying the towel-wrapped Sophie. He set her down.
"Hi, Mrs. Ling," Sophie said, then she stepped out of her towel, went to the hellhounds, and grabbed them by their collars. "You guys didn't rinse," she said. Then, buck naked, her hair still in shampoo spikes, Sophie led the hellhounds out of Mrs. Ling's apartment.
"Uh, someone shot you, boss," Ray said.
"Yes, they did," said Charlie.
"You should get medical attention."
"Yes, I should," Charlie said. His eyes rolled back in his head and he slid down the front of Mrs. Ling's refrigerator.
Charlie spent the entire night in the emergency room of St. Francis Memorial waiting for treatment. Ray Macy stayed with him the whole time. While Charlie enjoyed the screaming and whimpering from the other patients waiting for treatment, the retching and pervasive barf smell began to wear on him after a while. When he started to turn green, Ray tried to use his ex-cop status to gain favor with the head ER nurse, whom he had known in that old life.
"He's hurt bad. Can't you sneak him in somewhere? He's a good guy, Betsy."
Nurse Betsy grinned (which was the expression she used in lieu of telling people to fuck off) and scanned the waiting room to make sure that no one seemed particularly attentive. "Can you get him to the window?"
"Sure," Ray said. He helped Charlie out of his chair and got him to the little bulletproof window. "This is Charlie Asher," Ray said. "My friend."
Charlie looked at Ray.
"I mean my boss," Ray added quickly.
"Mr. Asher, are you going to die on me?"
"Hope not," Charlie said. "But you might want to ask someone with more medical experience than me."
Nurse Betsy grinned.
"He's been shot," Ray said, ever the advocate.
"I didn't see who shot me," Charlie said. "It's a mystery."
Nurse Betsy leaned into the window. "You know we have to report all gunshot wounds to the authorities. Are you sure you don't want to take a veterinarian hostage and have him sew you up?"
"I don't think my insurance will cover that," Charlie said.
"Besides, it wasn't a gunshot," Ray added. "It was an arrow."
Nurse Betsy nodded. "Let me see?"
Charlie started to roll up his pant leg and lift his leg up on the little counter. Nurse Betsy reached through the little window and knocked his foot off the shelf. "For Christ's sakes, don't let the others see I'm looking."
"Ouch, sorry."
"Is it still bleeding?"
"No, I don't think so."
"Hurt?"
"Like a bitch."
"Big bitch or little bitch?"
"Extra large," Charlie said.
"You allergic to any painkillers?"
"Nope."
"Antibiotics?"
"Nope."
Nurse Betsy reached into her uniform pocket and pulled out a handful of pills, picked out two round ones and one long one, and slid them through the little window. "By the power invested in me by Saint Francis of Assisi, I now pronounce you painless. The round ones are Percocet, the oval one is Cipro. I'll put it on your chart." She looked at Ray. "Fill out his papers for him, he's going to be too fucked up to do it in a few minutes."
"Thanks, Betsy."
"You get any Prada or Gucci bags in that store where you work - they're mine."
"No problem," Ray said. "Charlie owns the store."
"Really?"
Charlie nodded.
"Free," Betsy added. She slid another round pill across the counter. "For you, Ray."
"I'm not hurt."
"It's a long wait. Anything could happen." She grinned in lieu of telling him to fuck off.
An hour later the paperwork was done and Charlie was heaped in a fiberglass chair in a posture that seemed possible only if his bones had turned to marshmallow.
"They killed Rachel here," Charlie said.
"Yeah, I know," Ray said. "I'm sorry."
"I still miss her."
"Yeah, I know," Ray said. "How's your leg?"
"But they gave me Sophie," Charlie said, ignoring the question. "So, you know, that was good."
"Yeah, I know," Ray said. "How are you feeling now?"
"I'm a little concerned that growing up without a mother, Sophie won't be sensitive enough."
"You're doing a great job with her. I meant