less than me."
"You're right," said Alvin. "I was forgetting that horses got rights, too."
"Ease up, old Al," said Calvin. "Don't you know when a body's teasing you?"
"I reckon I do," said Alvin. "You think you're a quick dog teasing a slow bull. But what you don't seem to realize is, sometimes the dog ain't that quick and the bull ain't that slow."
"Threatening me?" said Calvin.
"Reminding you that I don't got all the patience in the world."
"Don't even have patience enough for me? Your beloved little brother?"
"A man could have eight barrels full of patience for you, Cal, and you'd just have to keep goading him till you saw what happened when it turned out he needed nine."
"Sometimes I rile people, I admit it," said Calvin. "But so do you."
"I reckon I do," said Alvin, thinking of Jim Bowie.
"So you'll make a bridge over this Paunchy Train?"
"I thought you spoke French."
"Paunchy Train is supposed to be French?" Calvin laughed. "Oh ... oh, now I get it. Pont Chartrain."
He said it with an exaggerated French accent so his mouth looked all pursed up like he'd just et a persimmon.
Alvin couldn't help himself. He put on his dumb American act. "Pone Shot Train? I just can't ever hold my mouth right to speak them hard French words."
It was like the best of the old times, tossing words back and forth. "That was the best French accent I ever heard from a journeyman blacksmith."
"Aw shucks, Cal," said Alvin. "I reckon you done made me want to haul my poke over to Paree."
"Iffen you wash yourself proper, I'll take you to meet Bonaparte himself," said Calvin.
"No thanks," said Alvin. "I met him once and I'm done with him."
All at once the playfulness fled from Calvin's face and Alvin could see his heartfire flare with anger. "Oh, excuse me, I forgot you already did everything long before little Calvin come along."
"Oh, don't be a..."
"Don't be a what? What were you going to call me, big brother?"
"I met him when I was a kid, and I didn't like him. You met him, and apparently you did. What of it? He was here in America. It was before he overthrew the monarchy. What am I supposed to do, pretend that I didn't meet him, just so you don't get provoked? Are you the only one entitled to have met famous people?"
"Oh, just shut up," said Calvin, and he stalked off in another direction.
Since Calvin was perfectly capable of finding Alvin's heartfire whenever he wanted, Alvin didn't fret about it. He just headed home, wishing that Margaret had decided that he needed a different helper. Like, say, Verily Cooper-there was a good man, and he didn't pick foolish fights. Or Measure. Alvin could have used any of his brothers better than Calvin.
But the truth was, Alvin had no idea whether he could sustain a good fog and do the thing with the water, not at the same time-not reliably. Promising as Arthur Stuart was, he was still flailing about with makery, and Alvin would be lucky if he could teach Arthur to raise steam from a teapot, let alone a full-fledged fog. So he needed Calvin. A good thick fog wouldn't be just to hide them on the other side. It would cover the whole city tonight. It would keep people from finding them till they were all across the lake and safely gone.
Margaret was right to send him, and Alvin would just have to swallow hard and not let Calvin make him mad.
Arthur Stuart's big accomplishment of the day was coming up with fifteen cloth bags that the older children could use to carry food for the journey. Papa Moose and Mama Squirrel were supervising the loading of the bags, arguing back and forth about what they'd need. Papa Moose was determined that they should carry spare clothing, while Mama Squirrel wanted nothing but food.
"They'll get hungry before they get nekkid," she said.
"But no matter how much we carry with us, we'll run out of food soon, and if we're going to have to forage or buy food anyway, we might as well carry spare clothing so the children don't have to travel in rags."
"If we can afford to buy food we can afford to buy clothes, and we'll need the food first."
"We can pick food off trees and glean it out of fields."
"Well, if you're talking about stealing, Papa Moose, we can take clothes off clotheslines."
"If we're lucky enough to find clothes that fit."
"There's not a child