"Maybe we aren't over our petty jealousies."
Alvin realized that he'd left Calvin's declaration unanswered. "What jealousies?" he said. "I was just trying to think how best to divide our labors."
"Why not think out loud?" asked Calvin. "Then maybe I'll have a chance to think of an idea, instead of just waiting for yours."
He said it with a smile, but Alvin almost laughed in reply. So much for petty jealousies being put behind them.
"Where's that French fellow you were traveling with a few years back?"
"Balzac?" said Calvin. "Back in France, writing subversive novels that make Napoleon look like an ass."
"And Napoleon permits it?"
"We don't know yet. Balzac hasn't actually published any of it."
"Is it any good?"
"You'd have to decide that for yourself," said Calvin.
"I don't read French," said Alvin.
"Too bad," said Calvin. "That's where all the interesting writing is going on right now."
Go ahead, thought Alvin. Assert your superiority. You are my superior when it comes to speaking French, and I don't mind. Good manners would suggest you not rub my nose in it. But then, you think I always rub my skill at makery in your face, so ... fair is fair.
"Hungry?" asked Alvin.
"I ate on the boat," said Calvin. "In fact there wasn't much else to do but eat. Nothing but fog on the river."
"Didn't it stay to the western shore?"
Calvin laughed. "Every now and then I'd play around with it a little. Whip up a little extra fog using the river water. Surround the boat in fog. I suppose we looked strange to anybody on shore. A little cloud floating down the river with the sound of a steam engine coming from it."
Alvin felt the familiar contempt rise in him. Calvin persisted in using his knack for foolishness and showing off.
Not that Alvin didn't know a little bit about the impulse. But at least he tried to control it. At least Alvin was ashamed when he caught himself showing off. Calvin reveled in it. He seemed oblivious to Alvin's scorn. Or maybe it was Alvin's scorn that he wanted to provoke. Maybe he wanted a quarrel.
And maybe he'd get one. But not over this, and not right now. "Sounds fun," he said.
Calvin looked at him with amusement. "I guess you've never whipped up a little fog?"
"From time to time," said Alvin. "And cleared some away, when I found the need."
"Some noble cause, I'm sure," said Calvin. "So, what dire problem are you working on saving, and what part do you think I'll play in it?"
Alvin explained things as best he could-the yellow fever, how Alvin had been healing as many people as he could. The rumors about the orphanage. Jim Bowie's little mob. La Tia and the desire of the oppressed people of Barcy to get out before the bloodshed began.
"So, what'll it be? Take all these boats?"
"We don't have a lot of sailors among the French and the slaves and the free blacks and the orphans," said Alvin.
"We could persuade the crews to stay with them."
"La Tia has some idea of my parting the river. Like Moses and the Red Sea. Only I guess it would be more like Joshua and the crossing of the Jordan. How the water piled up on the righthand side as the Israelites crossed over to the western shore."
"And you don't want to do that."
"Makes no sense," said Alvin. "First, that's a lot of water, and it would have to go somehow. No doubt it would end up flooding the whole city, which wouldn't exactly make things better. And when we got to the other side, what's there? Fog and swamp. And some mighty suspicious reds who won't be glad to see us. And let's not forget, several thousand people to feed."
Calvin nodded. "I ain't too surprised, Al. I mean, everybody else has a plan, but you can see how they're all fools and their plans are no damn good."
Alvin knew that if he called Calvin on trying to pick a fight, the boy would look at him with big innocent eyes and say, Whatever do you mean, Al? They are all fools and their plans are no damn good.
"They ain't fools," said Alvin. "Especially considering I didn't have no plan at all. Until I was on the way here, and I remembered something I saw Tenskwa-Tawa do."
"Oh, yeah, Lolla-Wossiky, that old one-eyed likkered-up red."
To speak of the great Prophet that way made Alvin's blood boil, but he said nothing.
"Of course I suppose he doesn't drink much now," said Calvin. "And didn't