don't you? You people got two of our guys fired last month. We've learned how to spot you."
I wasn't issued the white cotton uniform the other inmates sported. I was allowed to keep my regular clothing. I noted, too, that the cell in which I was placed, while not posh, was exceedingly livable. The food was good and the Atlanta papers were brought to me daily, usually with a sarcastic remark. I was never called by name, but was addressed as "fink," "stoolie," " 007" or some other derisive term meant to connote my assumed status as a prison inspector. Reading the Atlanta papers, which twice the first week contained stories relating to conditions in federal penal institutions, I realized the personnel of this facility really did suspect I was an undercover federal agent.
Had I been, they would have had no worries, and I v as puzzled as to why large numbers of influential people thought American prisons were a disgrace to the nation. I thought this one was great. Not quite up to the standards of the Malmo ward, but much better than some motels in which I'd stayed.
However, if the guards here wanted me to be a prison inspector, that's what I'd be. I contacted a still loyal girl friend in Atlanta. The prison rules were not overly lenient, but once a week we were allowed to use the telephone in privacy. I got her on the phone when it was my turn.
"Look, I know what it usually takes to get out of here," I told her. "See what you have to do to get in, will you?"
Her name was Jean Sebring, and she didn't have to do much to get in to see me. She merely identified herself as my girl friend, my fiancee, in fact, and she was allowed to visit me. We met across a table in one of the large visiting rooms. We were separated by a three-foot-high pane of glass perforated by a wire-mesh aperture through which we could talk. A guard was at either end of the room, but out of earshot. "If you want to give him something, hold it up and we'll nod if it's permissible," one guard instructed her.
I had concocted a plan before Jean arrived. It might prove to be merely an intellectual exercise, I knew, but I thought it was worth a try. However, I first had to persuade Jean to help me, for outside assistance was vital to my plot. She was not difficult to persuade. "Sure, why not?" she agreed, smiling. "I think it would be funny as hell if you pulled it off."
"Have you met an FBI agent named Sean O'Riley or talked to him?" I asked.
She nodded. "In fact, he gave me one of his cards when he came around asking about you," she said.
"Great!" I enthused. "I think we're in business, baby."
We really were. That week, Jean, posing as a free-lance magazine writer, called at the U.S. Bureau of Prisons in Washington, D.C., and finagled an interview with Inspector C. W. Dunlap, purportedly on fire safety measures in federal detention centers. She pulled it off beautifully, but then Jean is not only talented, she is also chic, sophisticated and lovely, a woman to whom any man would readily talk.
She turned at the door as she left. "Oh, may I have one of your cards, Inspector, in case some other question comes to mind and I have to call you?" she asked.
Dunlap promptly handed over his card.
She laughingly detailed her success during her next visit, in the course of which she held up Dunlap's card, and when the one guard nodded, she passed it over the barrier to me.
Her visits only bolstered the guards' belief that I was a Bureau of Prisons prober. "Who is she, your secretary, or is she a prison inspector, too?" one guard asked me as he returned me to my cell.
"That's the girl I'm going to marry," I replied cheerfully.
Jean visited a stationery print shop that week. "My father just moved into a new apartment and has a new telephone number," she told the printer. "I want to present him with five hundred new personal cards as a house-warming gift. I want them to look exactly like this, but with his new home telephone number and his new office number inserted." She gave the printer O'Riley's card.
O'Riley's new telephone numbers were the numbers of side-by-side pay telephones in an Atlanta shopping mall.
The printer had Jean's order ready in