because newly-designed five-dollar and ten-dollar bills had just been released the month of the Olympics. Even Americans weren't familiar with them. When I visited the major Australian banks, they already had plenty of samples of fake bills that had crossed their teller windows.
At any event where there are limited tickets for which there is great demand, bogus tickets are always a nettlesome problem. I advised the organizers of the Olympics to use Australian printers to print the tickets for the games, because my experience has been that Australia has some of the best printers of secure documents in the world. In fact, I have all of my corporate checks and personal checks, even my business cards, printed in Australia. The printers there are not only good at making documents secure, but they're true craftsmen.
For whatever reason, the organizers of the games didn't follow my advice, and the contracts were given to a small company in Arkansas and another one in England. I thought that was an unwise decision. Even if those printers did a stellar job, there was all the handling of the tickets from America and England to Australia that presented opportunities for fraud.
WHAT TO DO
Since you can't expect ticket holders to differentiate between genuine and counterfeit tickets, electronic verification systems are necessary at the entry points to big events. As an added precaution, ticket holders should always carry their receipts with them in case someone turns up in their seat with a fraudulent ticket. And I tell people to be wary of anyone who offers to sell tickets for less than their true value; it's usually a sign that they're fake.
Because I'm always interested in how prepared people are for con artists, I went around with a reporter to some of the shops in Australia. We dropped in on a clothing store, and the reporter asked the clerk, "If someone came in here and wanted to buy a sweater and all they had was a hundred-dollar American bill, would you take it?"
"Oh, no," the clerk said, "I'd tell him to go to the currency exchange and bring back Australian money."
Satisfied that the man was on the alert, the reporter was ready to leave, but I wanted to rephrase the question. I asked the clerk, "Suppose someone came in and said, 'Gee, I really like that sweater. I see it's the equivalent of seventy-five American dollars. Listen, I'm in a big rush and I don't have time to get change. Why don't you take this hundred-dollar bill, and we'll call it even.' What would you do?"
"I'd take it in a minute," he said.
He would have sold a sweater for nothing. And the con man would have gotten a sweater for a bill that probably cost him ten cents in paper. See, the con man knows that the clerk wouldn't take the money. And he knows how to exploit human nature and go to the next step. That's why you can never let your guard down.
And the tricks never cease. A couple of years ago, I was hired by Go Transit in Toronto, the metropolitan transit agency, because they were being hindered by ticket fraud on their buses and trains. The ticket they used was a thick piece of paper, with the same fare information printed on both sides. Kids were taking tickets home and putting them in the freezer overnight. When they took them out, the paper was split perfectly in two. Most paper will split when frozen. So they now had two tickets. Go Transit was losing something like a couple of million dollars a year from the scam. I redesigned the ticket using a special paper that won't split, making for a lot of grumpy kids who had to start paying the full fare again.
MY DENTIST FOR LIFE
There's nothing that you can look at today and be certain that it's real. And that opens a lot of doors. Interested in getting some drugs? That's not a problem. You put on a nice suit and go down to a dental office in a wealthy part of town at eight forty-five in the morning and tap on the glass. "Excuse me," you say, "I woke up this morning with this abscessed molar. I'm in serious pain."
The receptionist asks if you're a patient. "No," you say. "I just moved to town, but everyone told me he's a great dentist and if I can slip in this morning and see him, he's my dentist for life." The receptionist checks with the