of your life.
Liv: Thank you. Also, thank you for the care package.
Eros: I thought coffee, bracelets and candy were better than flowers.
Liv: I love everything, even the birthday card. I am not that old. Always remember, you’re older than me, Grandpa. Where are you?
Eros: I’m still in Costa Rica, finalizing a few details for the new distillery. Later today, I’m flying to Quito.
Liv: You’re a busy man.
Eros: It’s all about the hustle. Did I tell you that I have enough money to buy out my silent investors?
Liv: That’s great.
Eros: Gil wants to buy ten percent.
Liv: I heard that there’s only one season left of his show. He’s retiring. Does that have anything to do with your company?
Eros: As a matter of fact, no. He met a guy.
Liv: It’s never too late to find your soulmate.
Eros: I knew you’d say that.
Liv: I’m glad he’s happy.
Eros: Hey, I’m heading to my last meeting. I’ll text you later tonight. Happy Birthday, groundhog.
Liv: Thank you?
Eros: Can you believe Nova is two years old?
Liv: She’s so cute. I love her dress. (I secretly want one),
Liv: How’s the party?
Eros: If I were a kid, I’d love it.
Liv: Is that code for I want to get out of here?
Eros: Yes. Not only because there are like a million toddlers screaming. My sisters introduced me to “a friend.”
Liv: Ha! What happened to the last one?
Eros: Mimi?
Liv: No, there was someone after her. Colette?
Eros: Would it sound bad if I say that I lost track of them? I can’t remember their names or faces.
Liv: Tell your sisters to stop setting you up with the entire state of Colorado.
Eros: I already did. According to them, I’m too old to keep my string of one-night stands.
Liv: How long is that string?
Eros: Let me think… the last time I had sex was late August.
Liv: Seven months ago?
Eros: Yep.
Liv: You were with me then.
Eros: I know. I’ve only slept with you in the past few years.
Liv: Why do they think you are sleeping around?
Eros: They assume. I don’t correct them.
Liv: Do they know about me?
Eros: Do you want them to know?
Liv: You’re close to them, and yet, there are things they don’t know about you. That is weird.
Eros: I could tell them, but the implications might rupture the space-time continuum. Think about the consequences. You’d have to move to Colorado with me.
Liv: You’re diverting the conversation.
Eros: If I tell them about you, they won’t let the subject go until they meet you. They are relentless.
Liv: Well, then let them set you up with every woman in the world. Maybe they’ll find you a wife.
Eros: I doubt it. They have bad taste in women.
Liv: If you ever need a blind date, I have a few friends who might want to give you a try.
Eros: Har har.
Liv: Did I tell you I hired Calvin? He’s going to head the branch in Colorado.
Eros: Who is Calvin?
Liv: He’s Holly’s husband.
Eros: Didn’t he have a job here?
Liv: He did, but they let him go. Their options are to find a new job or go back to San Francisco and live with her parents. So, I offered him the job.
Eros: I can’t believe your friend has been here for a year, and I haven’t met her yet.
Liv: If I go to visit her, I’ll introduce you two.
Eros: If you ever come to visit, I’ll call that a miracle.
Eros: Hey, I need to leave. It’s cake time.
Liv: Send me more pics.
Eros: I’ll do it.
Eros: They set me up with a stalker.
Liv: Another blind date?
Eros: This one is worse than the others. She is a stalker.
Liv: You’re exaggerating. If she keeps calling or texting, just block her number. Every time a telemarketer calls or texts, I block them. If someone weird texts, I block the number. It’s easy.
Eros: This is different. She actually got my personal address, my company address, and my private number.
Liv: Are you serious?
Eros: I found her earlier outside my house, waiting for me. She wants to know when we’re going on a second date. She also wants me to meet her parents.
Liv: Wow. I’m sorry.
Eros: Not as sorry as I am. I told her that we’re not going out again. Let’s hope that’s the end of it.
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Liv: Happy Thanksgiving!
Liv: Merry Christmas!
Liv: Happy New Year?
Liv: Are you okay?
Liv: What’s with the radio silence?
Liv: I’d go and visit you, but I don’t have your address.
Liv: Okay, I’m taking this as some kind of code for fuck off, Liv.
Liv: I can’t believe it? After all these