few more chapters of The Vampire Lestat.
"This is wrong," he said to Peary. "It says that vampires don't have sex after they are turned. Of course it only talks about male vampires. What if she's been faking? You know, she could be frigid except for when she drinks my blood."
He was working himself into a frenzy of sexual insecurity - something that felt familiar and almost comfortable - when the phone rang. He yanked it off the cradle.
"Hello."
A woman's voice, surprised but trying to not to show it, said, "Hello. I'd like to speak to Jody, please."
"She's not here," Tommy said. "She's at work," he added quickly.
"I called her at work and they said she left her job over a month ago."
"Uh, she has a new job. I don't know the number."
"Well, whoever you are," the woman said, losing the pretense of politeness, "would you tell her that she still has a mother. And tell her that it is common courtesy to tell your mother when you change your phone number. And tell her that I need to know what she is going to do for the holidays."
"I'll tell her," Tommy said.
"Are you the stockbroker? What was it... Kurt?"
"No, I'm Tommy."
"Well, it's only two weeks until Christmas, Tommy, so if you're still around, we'll be meeting."
"I'll look forward to it," Tommy said. Like I look forward to a root canal, he thought.
Jody's mom hung up. Tommy put down the phone and checked his watch. Only an hour to sunset. "She's alive," he said to Peary, "I'm sure of it. If she survived her mother, she can survive anything."
She heard steam rushing through pipes, rats scurrying in shredded paper, the spinnerets of spiders weaving webs, the footsteps of a heavy man, and the padding and panting of dogs. She opened her eyes and looked around. She was on her back on the basement floor, alone. Cardboard boxes were scattered about the room. Moonlight and sounds of movement spilled through the broken window.
She got up and stepped up on a crate to look out the window. She was met by a yap and a snort and the growling countenance of a bug-eyed dog with a pan strapped to his head.
"Ack!" She wiped the slime from her cheek.
The Emperor fell to his knees and reached through the window. "Oh goodness, are you all right, dear?"
"Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine."
"Are you injured? Shall I call the police?"
"No, thank you. Could you give me a hand?" She would have leaped through the window, but it wasn't a good idea in front of the Emperor. She took his hand and let him pull her through the window.
Once on her feet in the alley, she dusted off her jeans. Bummer had fallen into a yapping fit. The Emperor picked up the little dog and stuffed him into his oversized coat pocket.
"I must apologize for Bummer's behavior. There's no excuse for it, really, but he is a victim of inbreeding. Being royalty myself, I make allowances. If it's any consolation, it was only on Bummer's insistence that we ventured down this alley and found you."
"Well, thanks," Jody said. "I don't know exactly what happened."
"Check your valuables, dear. You've obviously been accosted by some ne'er-do-well. Perhaps we should find you some medical attention."
"No, I'm just a little shaken up. I just need to get home."
"Then please allow me and my men to escort you to your door."
"No, that's okay. My loft is just at the end of the alley."
The Emperor held up his finger to caution her. "Please, my dear. Safety first."
Jody shrugged. "Well, all right. Thanks." Bummer was squirming and snorting inside the Emperor's buttoned pocket like - well, like a pocketful of dog. "Can he breathe in there?"
"Bummer will be fine. He's just a bit overexcited since we've gone to war. His first time in the field, you know."
Jody eyed the Emperor's cruelly pointed wooden sword. "How goes the battle?"
"I believe we are closing in on the forces of evil. The fiend will be vanquished and victory will soon be ours."
"That's nice," Jody said.
When Tommy heard her coming up the stairs he threw his book across the room, ran to the loft door, and yanked it open. Jody was standing on the landing.
"Hi," she said.
Tommy was torn between taking her in his arms and pushing her down the steps. He just stood there. "Hi," he said.
Jody kissed him on the cheek and walked passed him into the loft. Tommy stood there,