and I flip through them until I find a Cosmo even if it’s a summer edition. Hell, looking at all the sunshine and bathing suits considering we’re smack dab in the middle of a snowstorm might cheer me up. When Cami and I were younger, we’d always read our horoscopes and take the love quizzes even if we were still virgins. The thought has me smiling as I flip to the quiz.
It’s titled ‘How Exciting Are You in the Bedroom?’ and I grab my pencil and start checking off answers.
A few have me bursting into laughter while others seem like legitimate questions. By the end of it, I’ve been assigned as a Foxy Fireball. Apparently, I create the perfect tension between making a man work for it and then giving him exactly what he wants. I’m proud to be a vixen, but now I’m curious which one Ryan would be.
Clearing my throat, I grab his attention. “I have a few questions for you.”
He looks over at me, then down at the magazine. Cami and I have pulled this on him more than once over the years. “Real questions?”
I grin. “Cosmo questions.”
“I really need to…”
“Oh, come on. Don’t be like that. You’ll have all week to do whatever you need to do. It’s not like we’re going anywhere any time soon,” I say and stick out my bottom lip, pretending to pout.
“Fine, but make it quick.” He gives in much easier than usual which makes me happy.
“Okay, well you have to answer A, B, or C,” I explain, then start asking. “If a guy.” I stop and look up at him. “I’ll change that to girl.”
“Thanks,” he says. “Continue.”
“If a girl decides she wants to move to second base after two dates, you:
A) Lie back and go for it.
B) You tell her to wait until you know each other better.
C) Leave the date.”
He gives me an incredulous look. “Are you serious?”
I nod and snicker. “Yep. Those are your choices.”
After a few seconds of contemplating the choices, he finally answers. “I guess B.”
He goes to explain further, and I interrupt him. “I don’t need all that. Next question. In the bedroom, you’re most known for:
A) Making it fun and exciting
B) Teasing before pleasing
C) Doing it quick.”
Ryan chews on the inside of his cheek, and my insides burn as I think about him naked.
“All of the above,” he says.
“Nope! One. And just one.” I lift an eyebrow at him.
“B. I like to make my women work for it.”
Holy fuck.
It might be cold in here, but damn, I feel like I’m on fire.
After I get out the last few questions, I hurry and add up his total, then use the key at the bottom. When I figure out which one he is, I burst into laughter.
“What?” He tilts his head at me as I suck in air. “Come on, tell me,” he nearly begs.
“You sure you wanna know?” I tease.
“Absolutely.”
Chapter Six
Ryan
Kendall laughs her ass off at me, and it’s absolutely adorable.
“Any day now,” I tell her.
She gives me a look. “You’re considered a Distant Diva.”
My eyes go wide. “A what?”
“You’re a Distant Diva!” She points and giggles, then continues reading. “You play by the rules and like to be in control, but you have issues opening up with those you’re dating. Try talking about things that motivate and inspire. Share some secrets. Men, ahem, women like to know you’re interested, so show it more. You’re committed to relationships as long as there’s trust, but it takes a lot to break a Distant Diva from his shell.” She looks at me with wide eyes. “I’m never letting you live that down.”
“And what are you?” I ask, reaching for the magazine, but she doesn’t give it to me.
“I’m a Foxy Fireball. I know how to pleasure and be pleasured. I’m not afraid to ask for what I want in and outside of the bedroom, and I’m fun to date. I’ve got to say, I have to agree with both assessments.” She snorts.
I tilt my head, realizing how true both probably are. Kendall’s the type of woman who says what she wants and typically gets it. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s exactly how she was in the bedroom too. Just thinking about her dominating me makes me hard as fuck, and I have to adjust myself. Hopefully, she doesn’t notice.
“So where’s the lie in the survey because it seems legitimate to me, Distant Diva,” she sing-songs with a chuckle. “You know, I could help you with