said yes except for Ryan, who remained sitting in the same chair, and David, who had a nasty gash on his shoulder that Phyllis was bandaging with duct tape and paper towels.
"Well, we sure kicked some Santa ass." Andy walked next to one of the fallen helpers and nudged him with his foot. "Try climbing down a chimney now, shithead."
"It's not over."
Everyone turned to look at Ryan.
"Did you see something, Ryan?" Irena asked.
Ryan pointed to the monitor.
They all stared at a wide-angle shot of the parking lot and watched eight reindeer racing down from the sky and using the blacktop like a landing strip. Behind them, a massive sleigh. It skidded to a stop, and a hulking figure, dressed in red, climbed out and stared up at the camera.
"It's Santa Claus," Ryan whispered. "He's come to town."
Weston watched, horrified, as Santa headed for the church entrance, his remaining helpers scurrying around him.
"My God," Phyllis gasped. "He's huge."
Weston couldn't really judge perspective, but it seemed like Santa stood at least a foot taller than any of the Salvation Army volunteers.
"Who has ammo left?" Scott yelled.
"I'm out."
"Me, too."
"So am I."
Weston checked his clip. "I've got two bullets."
It got very quiet. Scott rubbed his neck.
"Okay. We'll have to make do. Everyone grab a weapon. Kris Kringle is a lot more powerful than his helpers. Maybe, if we all strike at once, we'll have a chance."
From the sound of Scott's voice, he didn't believe his own words.
Andy didn't buy it either. "David is wounded. Ryan is sitting there like a pud. You think three men and two women can fend off Kringle and his Satan's Claws? He's going to cut us into pieces!"
"We don't have a choice."
"But I don't want to get sliced up!" Andy said. "I'm too pretty to die like that!"
"Calm down, son. You're not helping the situation."
Andy knelt next to one of the helpers and began undressing him.
"You guys fight. I'm going to put on a red suit and pretend to be dead."
Weston locked eyes with Irena, saw fear, wondered if she saw the same in him.
"There's a way."
It was Ryan again, still staring off into space.
"You actually going to get up off your ass and help?" Phyllis asked.
Ryan slowly reached into his pants pocket, pulling out five tiny vials of liquid.
"I've been saving these."
Andy grabbed one, unscrewed the top. "Is it cyanide? Tell me it's cyanide, because I'm so drinking it."
"It's a metamorphosis potion. It will allow you to change into your therianthrope forms, while still retaining your human intellect."
Scott took a vial, squinting at it.
"Where did you get these?"
"I've had them for a long time."
"How do you know they work?"
"I know."
"Guess it can't hurt to try." Irena grabbed the remaining vials. She handed one to Weston, and one to David. She also held one out for Phyllis.
"But I'm not a therianthrope," Phyllis said. "I'm just a furry."
"You're one of us," Irena told her.
Phyllis nodded, and took the vial.
"Are you taking one?" Scott asked Ryan.
Ryan shook his head.
Scott shrugged. "Okay. Here goes nothing."
He downed the liquid. Everyone watched.
At first, nothing happened. Then Scott twitched. The twitching became faster, and faster, until he looked like a blurry photograph. Scott made a small sound, like a sigh, dropped his gun, and fell to all fours.
He'd changed into a turtle. A giant turtle, with vaguely human features. His face, now green and scaled, looked similar to his human face. And his body retained a roughly humanoid shape; so much so that he was able to push off the ground and stand on two stubby legs.
"I'll be damned." Scott reached up and tapped the top of his shell. "And I can still think. Hell, I can even talk."
Irena had already drunk her vial, and her clothes ripped, exposing the spots underneath. While in final werecheetah form she retained her long blond hair, and - Weston could appreciate this - her breasts. He could suddenly understand the appeal furries saw in anthropomorphic costumes.
"You look great," Weston told her.
Her whiskers twitched, and she licked her arm and rubbed it over her face.
An oink, from behind, and Andy the wereboar was standing next to the overturned table, chewing on the cardboard donut box.
"What?" he said. "There's still some frosting inside."
"This sucks."
Weston turned to David, who had become a greenish, roundish ball of coral. Weston could make out his face underneath a row of tiny, undulating tentacles.
"I think you're adorable," Irena told him. "Like Humpty Dumpty."
"I don't have arms or legs! How am I supposed to fight Santa?"
"Try