young and their wounded and sick, she said.
They let the young eat first after a kill.
The less able among them took on "jobs" like nursing and babysitting.
Damian called it running in packs - packs that hunted in moonlight, that brought down antelopes four times their size by disemboweling them on the run. They were ruthless hunters. They were also amazing runners, he'd give them that. What he'd also like to give them was the business end of a machine gun. Rat-a-tat-tat. There were maybe only five thousand of them left in the world, and almost all of those were in southern Africa. With only a few machine gun blasts, he could wipe their blight off the earth, and hardly anybody but Ingrid Andersen - gorgeous, brilliant, crazy Ingrid - would mourn them. Then they could concentrate on protecting species who deserved saving - the rhinos and elephants, the hippos and gorillas, the beautiful and the beloved, instead of the ugly and the reviled.
"Can't you go any faster?" Ingrid screamed above the roar of the motor.
Damian made a show of quickly lifting his right foot and then slamming it down again, but his real answer was: no. They couldn't drive any faster without killing themselves, and he was damned if he'd die in pursuit of the Wild Dogs of Africa. Especially not on the night before Christmas. He wanted to get home to watch his children open their gifts from Santa Claus.
THE NORTH POLE
"We have visitors, Nick!"
Santa looked up from his pleasant task of decorating a tree with little glass ornaments filled with sparkling blood. This century's wife, the eternally beautiful Victoria, stood in the doorway looking more excited than mere tree decorations should warrant - which told Nicholas who his unexpected guests must be.
"Vamps, Vikki? Handsome ones?"
She sidled into the room, her long red velvet gown sweeping the floor.
"Don't touch my ornaments," he snapped, as her right hand sneaked gracefully out of a velvet pocket to do just that. "They aren't snacks."
"I don't want to touch your ornaments," she sniffed, and turned to leave.
"Or theirs, either," he warned her.
"At least you're dressed for it," Nick observed to his two visitors, who were all done up like dead Romanovs. He eyed the one who called himself Serge and whose teeth were chattering so hard that Nick thought it was a wonder he didn't set the glass balls on the tree to clinking. "I hope you won't think me rude, but you don't seem cut out for the job."
"J-j-job?"
"Of being dead."
"H-hate c-cold," Serge admitted.
"Then why are you here, of all places?"
Nick's tone was gracious, or at least he thought it was, his manner was open, and the goblets of crimson that he had offered them were warm enough to remove the chill from a vampire's heart.
The other one, the one called Pasha, spoke for both of them.
"Wanna hep."
His lips were blue and still frosty from being outside. Even after a few sips from the goblet, the blond vampire could barely get his mouth to move enough for him to speak.
"Really," said Nick. "How kind. You want to help how, exactly?"
"Big wor," Pasha mumbled.
"Ah, you're saying it's a great big world, and I must have my hands full trying to get around to every home on just one night."
"Thas w'sayin."
"Yes, well, since you have only my best interests in mind, you'll be glad to hear that I don't actually visit every home on Christmas Eve. I learned long ago that all I have to do is a few of them on any given holiday. The legend spreads from there. Word of mouth, don't you know. Still the best advertising."
He smiled widely, showing incisors so old they were hideously long and yellow.
He suspected these young vampires had never before seen fangs that looked like his, because they had never before met a vampire as old as he. Young vampires thought him doddering in his silly red fat suit - until they saw his yellow fangs.
The chattering one's frosty blue eyes widened.
The other one, who had cast Victoria a smoldering glance when she left the chamber, stepped back.
Apparently they weren't entirely stupid, Nick thought, laying a finger against the side of his nose.
Perhaps he could make use of them.
"So there's no job opportunity for you in that regard," he said with gentle regret on their behalf. "Neither paid, nor volunteer." He paused. Picked at something caught between a fang and a bicuspid, drew it out, and stared at it before flicking it - a bit