and gorgeous when I checked it in the mirror; I did makeup fast, forbade Genevieve to backcomb anything on me, and then got a look at the outfit she had hanging on the rack next to the door.
"You've got to be kidding," I said. She shrugged massive, muscular shoulders.
"Oh, God, I'll pay you money if you say you're kidding."
"You can't afford me, darling," she said, and lit up a Marlboro. There was no smoking in here. She never had cared. I held my breath and got out of the chair to take my costume off the hanger, and held it up to the light.
Apparently, Marvin's prediction was going to be sunny and warm. I was going to be wearing a huge, clownish, foam rubber yellow sun, with a hole cut in it just big enough for my face. Armholes and legholes, and yellow tights.
"No," I said. "I'm not wearing this. Tell Marvin-"
"Tell me what?" Marvin walked up and threw a heavy arm around my shoulders, leaned in, and looked down my shirt. He smelled like bad cologne and breath mints and a sour aftertaste of alcohol left over from the night before. His hair implants still looked like seedlings, but he'd cover them up with the toupee before going on the air, Visine the reddened eyes, and do a quick white-up on his teeth. Marvin knew television the way other, better meteorologists knew their way around a satellite graphic. "What's wrong? Don't like the outfit? Should have come to breakfast with me yesterday, heh heh."
I forced a smile and reminded myself that I needed a job, and this one paid better than working the register at the 7-Eleven, with a slightly smaller chance of being robbed. "I'd rather not wear it," I said. And tried to sound professional about it. "How about something else? Something less-"
"Kids love Sunny," he said, and squeezed the foam rubber, right about where my chest would be. "She's just so huggable. C'mon, Jo. Be a sport."
The jovial tone wasn't fooling me; his eyes were mean and bright, and he wasn't taking no for an answer. The news director, a harried young guy by the name of Michael, wasn't going to be taking any moral stand against foam rubber, and so far as I knew, there was no Weathergirl Union to protect me from this crime against fashion.
"Fine," I said, and forced a smile. "No problem."
He winked, swear to God. He did.
I had to sincerely fight the impulse to channel a lightning bolt.
The segment went about as badly as I could ever hope. My lines were stupid, the foam rubber sun suit was hot, Marvin was obnoxious, and Cherise was notoriously absent from the moral support trenches. They threw more water on me, this time to warn of some unusually big waves. One of the stagehands giggled.
As I was stripping off the sticky, sweaty tights, Genevieve took time off from her smoke break to toss me a towel and say, "You know, you're better than he deserves. You actually make him look good. Me, I'd forget my lines and throw up on him." She raised an overplucked eyebrow significantly and flicked her Bic on a fresh cancer stick.
I dropped the damp tights into the laundry basket-three points-and wriggled my toes in the ecstasy of freedom. "Would that work?" I asked.
"Sure," she said. "Worked for the last two girls. Well, okay, one of them went postal and beat him with a rubber fish. But actually, ratings went up, so maybe it's not such a good idea to go that direction, especially with the fish. Hey, you know what? Your hair looks good. You ought to take a beach day. It's supposed to be sunny."
We both laughed, and I smacked palms with her and left her to backcomb the noon anchorwoman into submission.
The weather was clearing in the east, but as I stood and felt the wind, I knew that it wouldn't stay that way; another wave of damp, cool air was moving in over the ocean, and the collision with the existing high-pressure system was going to drive more clouds. Rain today. Rain tomorrow, probably. Sunshine, my ass. Marvin had to be wrong, or else he had a Warden in his back pocket. But who? Not me, obviously. And since the local office here was run by John Foster, one of the few truly honest Wardens I'd ever known,