Cherise asked. Sarah nodded wisely.
"Hey!" I said sharply. "Watch it!"
"Oh, come on, Jo. Your libido isn't exactly on the low end of the curve. I've seen you checking out the boys at work," Cherise said. "Even, you know, Kurt. The anchor."
"I would never! That man is made of plastic!"
"Oh, the plastic ones are the best," she said, and gave me a wicked look. "They come with D-cell batteries, off switches, and you never have to meet their folks."
Cherise worried me sometimes. "Please tell me you haven't-not with Kurt-"
"Please. I have standards," she said. "He may be an anchor, but he's a morning anchor. Hardly worth the investment."
"Now who's your boyfriend?" Sarah began again. I hustled her toward the car.
Cherise broke ranks, rushed back, and flipped switches in her convertible. The canvas top whirred up and locked in place.
"Marvin says it's going to rain," she said.
"Marvin doesn't know his-" I bit my tongue to keep from saying something that might get back to him. "His meteorology from a rain dance."
Cherise looked up at the cloudless blue sky, shrugged, and slid on her dark glasses. "Yeah, well, easy for you to say. You don't have to wet-vac. And you know all about the Percentage."
Yes. They liked to use that in advertising: Trust the Percentage. Because Marvelous Marvin really did have the best percentage of forecast accuracy in our area. Not that it was anything but blind luck. I'd asked him to walk me through the calculations for his rainy-day forecast two days ago, and he'd happily brought out the charts, the National Weather Service models, the radar images, all the good stuff... and proceeded to come to exactly the wrong conclusion.
But he was 91% percent accurate over the last two years.
Hard to argue with that, but I lived in hopes that today, at least, would be the beginning of the end of Marvin's reign of meteorological omniscience.
We piled into the Viper and headed for Shopping Nirvana, otherwise known as the Galleria-150 shops, with everything from Sak's to Neiman Marcus. I both loved and hated living so close to it. It was like a diabetic with a sweet tooth living next door to the fudge factory. We cruised along, drawing envious stares from teenagers in gleaming low-riders, faded Yuppies in Volvos, soccer moms in enormous SUVs. Mona was a sexy car. I still pined for my beloved Mustang, but I had to admit, the throbbing growl of power from the Viper was seductive.
Even doing something as tame as crawling from one red light to another on this cloudless suburban day.
We'd only gone about three blocks when Sarah suddenly said, "Did you know you're being followed?"
We were heading down East Sunshine, and the traffic wasn't exactly light; I looked at her in the rearview (she'd been relegated to the back) and studied her carefully. "Okay, you've been living in California way too long. This is Florida. We don't get tailed in Florida."
She didn't look behind her as she said, "Chretien had me followed for six months; I know what I'm talking about. There's a white van with dark-tinted windows and a magnetic sign that says it's from a flower shop. It pulled out of the apartment parking lot when you did. It's three cars back."
I blinked and focused on the traffic. She was right, there was a white van back there. I couldn't see anything about the sides, but the windows were dark-tinted.
"So? He dropped off some roses. Unfortunately, not to me." And I so deserved it, for putting up with Sarah.
"Change lanes," she said. "Watch him."
Couldn't hurt. I spotted an opening and did one of those sports-car levitation glides laterally from one lane to another, no signal, and then sped up and whipped back over two lanes. Cherise yelped and grabbed for a handhold; Sarah turned to look back, just a quick glance.
"He's following, but he's trying to look casual about it," she said. I nodded.
It wasn't easy to do in traffic, but I split my attention and sent part of myself up into Oversight, to see what was going on in the aetheric.
It wasn't a Warden behind us, at least. Nothing but normal human stuff happening, not even the faint smear I'd come to recognize as a Djinn who didn't want to be spotted. I dropped back into my body, put my foot down, and felt