then I've got your tracks coming back out the front door. You sat down on the second from the bottom step and set your bags down beside you. And then you got up and walked on out to the road and went south. Have I about got it right?"
"Can't argue with the truth, Chief."
"And I ask myself, where was this woman who was supposedly last seen leaving the old Laurent place?"
"Laurent?"
"I guess the Laurents lived there longest so the name stuck. Anyway, the only thing I could figure was the missing woman you're looking for must have drove off in that car. Looked like the driver went around to open the door for her, but she never got out. And now she's missing."
"Definitely missing."
"So I really had only one question for you, Mr. Fears."
"Fearsss. Rhymes with pierce."
"Here's my question. Why did a man who the Herndon police tell me is richer than several third world countries combined, why would such a man go inside a freezing cold abandoned house and spend the night in bugs and filth?"
"Is that a crime, Chief?"
"Oh, if I caught you there, I could lock you up and put a vagrancy charge on you, but since you could show means of support and all, I don't think it would stick. Trespass, of course, but you didn't steal or vandalize. So no, we're not charging you with anything. I'm just curious, that's all."
"So am I. I want to know where my wife is. Doesn't sound like you know."
"I see," said Chief Bolt. "Kind of unfair for you to come up here, act weird, go away, and not answer questions about it."
This wasn't going at all well.
"Chief, let me ask you a question."
"Do you want me to answer it or just weasel around like you did?"
"Didn't you get an inquiry from a Ray Cryer about my wife, Madeleine Cryer Fears?"
"Ah, the father-in-law."
"I've never met him, but he says he is."
"Maybe it's in the paperwork somewhere, but - "
"No, it would have been called in during the last few days. You've been answering the phone, right?"
"Ray Cryer?"
"Right."
"Nothing here. I've got the old messy-desk filing system, so I can't swear to it, but no, nothing."
"Well, you see, this Ray Cryer called me and told me he had called you to tell you his daughter was missing. From that house. And that he already had the local police looking for her."
"We're the local police, and we aren't. Looking for her."
"Curiouser and curiouser."
"But if you were there when she left, Mr. Fears, why would he call to tell you she was gone?"
"That's my question, Chief. It sounded to me like maybe he was trying to set up a different version of events."
"Well, we'll never know, will we? Right now, all I've got is your word that your wife was there. And clear evidence that you've got really weird taste in lodgings."
"Well, thank you, Chief Bolt, you've been really helpful."
"So you're gonna blow me off?"
"No sir. On the contrary, I'm hoping you'll keep your eyes open and help my investigators when they get there."
"This Ray Cryer blackmailing you? Is that it?"
"Pardon?"
"Were you on drugs that night? Was it a drug deal or something, and they dropped you off and threatened you or something?"
"What are you talking about?"
"You won't tell me why you acted so weird, I got to rack my brain coming up with stories that fit the evidence."
"Chief, the house is haunted. I was invited in by ghosts, slept with ghosts, had breakfast with ghosts, went on out to the graveyard to say good-bye to their bodies, and then hiked along the highway to get home."
"You know, I may be a small-town chief of the tiniest police force this side of Maggody Arkansas, but I got as good a doorway into jail as any other cop in America. So why are you showing me such disrespect, son? Though I will say that at least you're paying for the call."
"Chief Bolt, I don't want to be your enemy."
"That's good to hear. I'm not a good enemy to have."
"Can you tell me anything about old lady Laurent?"
"Laurent? She's dead."
Dead? Then what was "Find me" all about? "I'm sorry to hear that."
"Happened about twenty years ago and she was older than God when she croaked, so nobody's broke up about it."
"I thought you said the old lady went into a rest home a few years ago."
"Son, it's plain to me you don't know squat about that house and the people who used to live in