to a point at the chin. His bearing was military, but his clothing was civilian. A suit, and rather an old-fashioned one. "About time the two of you came out of there."
"Why should it have bothered you, Uncle Stephen?" said Madeleine in a sickeningly sweet tone. "Did you need to use our bathroom?"
"Your grandmother wouldn't let anyone eat breakfast till you came down."
"So she's in a good mood. Glad to hear it."
Uncle Stephen scowled and marched down the stairs.
"She waited breakfast for us?" asked Quentin, incredulous. "It's noon!"
"It's actually a good sign, believe it or not," said Madeleine. "If she were angry at me, she would have made everybody else eat at dawn, and then make sure there was nothing in the kitchen for us to eat."
"So she makes everybody else fast, because she's feeling well-disposed toward you?"
"It's never a question of whether there will be suffering, Tin. The only question is who's going to be the victim. So far so good."
"Who's Uncle Stephen?"
"My father's brother."
"He's here, but your father isn't?"
"My father has a life."
"So Uncle Stephen isn't even a blood relative of the family? Just an in-law?"
"I didn't say that. My mother and father are cousins."
"Second cousins?"
"Wouldn't you like it better if I told you yes? But no. Uncle Stephen's father and Grandmother were brother and sister."
"But Grandmother got the house?"
"Grandmother gets what she wants. Except me."
Madeleine's parents were first cousins. Well, that didn't necessarily mean anything. Cousins marrying didn't mean there would be birth defects, only that the likelihood was increased.
They reached the main floor and Madeleine nodded toward a pair of doors standing only slightly ajar. "During the winter we always have breakfast in the library. The sun warms the room."
"Sounds cheerful."
As they walked toward the doors, Madeleine added, "I should warn you that Grandmother probably won't speak to you."
"You've got to be kidding."
"Don't take it personally. She likes to disorient people. She can go weeks at a time without speaking a word."
"Then how do people know what she wants?"
"Oh, trust me, she makes her wishes known." Madeleine was still chuckling as they passed through the doors into the library.
The walls were lined with books, floor to ceiling, just as in the grande dame's house, but there was no ladder. Apparently no one ever needed the books on the top shelves. Quentin got the feeling that this wasn't a living library, constantly being added to, borrowed from. Rather it was a library by custom. Some ancestor had bought the books, but no one had actually read any of them in a century. They were wallpaper.
The heart of the room now was the long table that ran parallel to the array of floor-to-ceiling windows. It was of a dark wood polished so deeply that the scant morning light from the windows shone every bit as brightly in reflection as in reality. The bone-white china also had a deep luster, and the crystal was so fine that it seemed not to exist except as bright sparkles of light in the air.
Seated in formal array around the table were six adults, with two empty chairs for Quentin and Madeleine. The empty chairs were at opposite corners of the table.
Everyone's eyes were on them, of course, except for the bent, gray-haired woman, shawled and stooped, who sat with her back to them in the tall chair at the head of the table. Grandmother, obviously, since no one else in the room could possibly be a candidate. The only other woman at the table was in her fifties at the oldest, which made it impossible for her to be the ruler of this roost.
Madeleine led Quentin forward quite boldly until her hand was resting on the tall back of Grandmother's throne. "How lovely to see you all. May I present my husband, Quentin Fears. You may call him Mr. Fears. And you may call me Mrs. Fears. Quentin, darling, allow me to introduce my family."
She was going to have her family call her Mrs. Fears? Only with difficulty did Quentin keep his broad smile riveted to his face.
"Uncle Stephen you met in the hall upstairs."
Uncle Stephen half-rose from his chair. "Charmed, I'm sure."
"The pleasure is mine," said Quentin, relying more on dim memories of dialogue from high school Spanish class than on any actual knowledge of formal manners. "Am I to call you Uncle Stephen?"
"If you should have occasion to address me, Mr. Fears," said Uncle Stephen, "you may feel free to call me 'sir.' "
"Thank you, sir," said Quentin, trying to