clothes on,” Stanley said. “I’ve been told I look cuddly.”
“I could see that,” Lula said, “now that you mention it. You do have that cuddly stuffed bear look to you.”
“Maybe we could get together when I get out of the hospital,” Stanley said.
I checked my watch. It was midmorning. This wasn’t the way I’d planned out my day. It was one thing to walk a simple skip through the process and collect my body receipt. It was a whole other deal to protect my property while it was left on a gurney in the emergency room. It could take hours. And then I had the further complication of either signing him into the lockdown ward at the hospital or shuttling him over to the police station. I’d be going through menopause by the time this was finalized.
“I don’t suppose you’d want to stay with him at the hospital,” I said to Lula.
“No way. Hospitals creep me out.”
The EMT truck backed up the driveway. The two guys got out and grimaced when they saw Stanley.
“He’s naked,” the one guy said. “How’d he get out here naked? Is he nuts?”
“Sort of,” I said. “He was sitting up on the roof, and he fell onto the hydrangea bush.”
“Can he wiggle his toes?”
“Yeah.”
“Can he wiggle anything else?”
“Are you gonna load him up or what?” Lula said. “On account of we haven’t got all day to be standing here.”
Ten minutes later, Stanley was in the truck.
“Are you going with him?” the EMT asked me.
“No,” I said. “I’ll call his mother and let her know.”
“Not my mother,” Stanley yelled from the truck.
I looked at Lula.
“Okay,” she said. “I’ll go with him, but you owe me. I want one of them five-gallon jugs of rice pudding when I come out of that hospital.”
I gave her my paperwork and told her to call if there was a problem. The EMT truck pulled away with Stanley and Lula, I got into the Buick, and my phone rang.
“There’s sort of a problem with your apartment,” Briggs said. “I’ve got it mostly straightened out, but you might want to come see for yourself.”
“Is it the toilet?”
“No.”
“The television?”
“You have insurance, right?” Briggs asked.
ELEVEN
MY BUILDING’S PARKING lot was filled with people standing in clumps around the fire trucks, police cars, and EMT trucks. There were black smudges around my apartment windows and a hole punched into the brick in the general vicinity of my living room. I immediately spotted Briggs. He was standing in the middle of the lot, holding Rex’s aquarium, his clothes in tatters, his hair and face sooty. And one of his shoes was missing. He was talking to a uniformed cop, who was taking notes.
I parked the Buick, ran to Briggs, and grabbed the aquarium from him. I looked inside and saw that Rex was in his soup can. He peeked out at me and blinked his shiny black eyes.
“He’s good,” Briggs said. “I got him out before it got too smoky.”
My eyes filled with tears.
“Sorry about your apartment,” Briggs said.
“As long as Rex is okay,” I said. “The rest is just stuff.”
“It’s not as bad as it looks,” Briggs said. “The rocket missed the window and hit the building, so the fire wasn’t as bad as mine. It was mostly put out by your superintendent. He said he’s getting good at putting out fires in your apartment.”
“This must have happened right after I left.”
“Pretty much. I figure Jimmy knew I was staying here, and he was watching to get me alone.”
I turned to the uniform. “Did anyone see the rocket get shot off?”
“I don’t know,” he said. “We’re canvassing the building and the neighborhood. Hopefully we’ll find a witness.”
I saw Morelli making his way around the fire hoses and responders. He was wearing his stoic cop face. He got to me and looked in at Rex.
“Is he okay?”
I nodded. “Yes. Briggs got him out in time. I was making a capture in the Burg when it happened.”
Morelli looked up at my apartment. “Rocket?”
“Looks like it,” I said. “I haven’t had a chance to talk to anyone other than Briggs and the cop.”
“I was in the living room when it happened,” Briggs said. “I was going from the kitchen to the bathroom. I was going to take a shower. And all of a sudden there was this big bang that shook the building, and I was knocked on my keister. And there was a fireball on one side of the living room, by the window. And the fire ran