driver for the return trip," I warned them. "I'll get us there, but I'm in the mood to party so I'll probably ditch the car and go get it tomorrow or something when I sober up."
"Sounds good to me. I'll probably finish up the night by letting one of the frat boys pay for the full deal and take me back to his hotel. They always stay up in those fancy ass resorts on the cliffs with the nice pools and free breakfast spreads. I can probably work my way around a few more of them before I even have to leave in the morning and then I'll have enough money for the month and then some," Lyla announced proudly and I could only commend her on her work ethic.
"You're definitely committed to working all those long, hard hours," I teased and she grinned, looking the picture of seduction in her micro skirt and bikini top.
"You know it, baby."
"Last year I ended up spending the whole weekend with this dude who paid me to teach him how to make a woman come so that he could go back and use it on his girlfriend," Di said. "It was so sweet and he worked really hard. I bet that bitch is out there thanking me right now."
"For spending a weekend fucking her boyfriend?" I laughed. "If she is, she's a better woman than me."
"Oh come on, you can't seriously expect me to believe you've never had a dude cheat on you?" Bella asked. "That's just what they do."
"Sure I have," I replied with a shrug, remembering the time I'd come home to find my boyfriend balls deep in my roommate back when I was living in Greendale. "And I packed up my shit to the backing track of him begging me not to go and blaming the girl then walked the fuck out of there and never looked back."
"Wow. I think I love you a little bit for that," Di said. "Were you just stone cold bitch face while he cried?"
"Pretty much," I admitted with the hint of a smirk. That one had hurt a little though if I was being honest. Miguel had been the kind of guy who was always telling me how beautiful I was, always touching, kissing, flirting and promising me the sky. I'd known he was a flirt and a common douchebag, but he'd been growling ti amo into my ear every time he fucked me over and over again for months before I found him cheating. I was just glad I hadn't given in to the urge to try and let myself love him in return for the declarations he'd been making to me, but it had still stung. Even a guy who called me his whole world and professed his love over and over hadn't really wanted me in the end. He'd wanted Linda with her big tits and come fuck me eyes. And that bitch had always drunk my milk. I made sure to go into her room and pour plenty of it on her carpet before I left so that she’d have the joy of that smell lingering alongside the feeling of my ex’s dick rutting between her thighs.
"I took his car too," I added. "Sold it for two hundred bucks and a coupon for a free grilled cheese. Best sandwich I've eaten in my entire life. Fact."
We headed out of Rejects Park and around to the parking lot where my shiny new Jeep stood out like a sore thumb and I led the girls over to it.
"You have got to be shitting me," Bella breathed as I unlocked it.
"How is that your car?" Lyla demanded.
"It's not." I shrugged. "It's Fox Harlequin's. He got it for me to drive, but I don't want shit from him so mostly it just sits here."
"Girl, if a man wanted to sugar daddy me this hard, I'd be on my knees worshipping his cock like it was the holy grail, even if he was old enough to be my grandpa and had balls hanging down to his knees," Di announced. "So why the hell are you rejecting all that cash from a guy as hot as him?"
"Yeah, I'd ride Fox for free without him even buying me a car," Lyla added. "He’s hot as fuck and he's got that whole dangerous vibe going that says when he was done with me he could just kill me and no one would ever even find my body. I