I went away again, and when I came back, Butters was pressing a cold Coke into my hand.
“Here,” he said. “Drink something. Stay awake.”
I drank. Actually, I guzzled. Somewhere in the middle, he passed me several ibuprofen tablets and told me to take them. I did.
I blinked blearily at him as he held up my coat. He turned it around to show me the back.
There was a hole in the leather mantle. I flipped it up. Beneath the hole, several ounces of metal were flattened against the second layer of spell-toughened leather, about three inches below the collar and a hair to the right of my spine.
That was chilling. Even through my best defenses, that was how close I’d come to death.
If Buzz had shot me six inches lower, only a single layer of leather would have been between the round and my hide. A few inches higher, and it would have taken me in the neck, with absolutely no protection. And if he’d waited a quarter of a second longer, until my foot had descended to the first step leading down to my door, he would have sprayed my brains all over the siding of the boardinghouse.
“You broke your nose again,” Butters said. “That’s where some of the blood came from. There was a laceration on your scalp, too, which accounts for the rest. I stitched it up. You’re holding your neck rigid. Probably whiplash from where the round hit you. There are some minor burns on your left wrist, and I’m just about certain you’ve got a concussion.”
“But other than that,” I muttered, “I feel great.”
“Don’t joke, Harry,” Butters said. “You should be under observation.”
“Already am,” I said. “Look where it got me.”
He grimaced. “Doctors are required to report gunshot wounds to the police.”
“Good thing I don’t have any gunshot wounds, eh? I just fell down some stairs.”
Butters shook his head again and turned toward the phone. “Give me a reason not to do it, or I call Murphy right now.”
I grunted. Then I said, “I’m protecting something important. Someone else wants it. If the police get involved, this thing would probably get impounded as evidence. That’s an unacceptable outcome, and it could get a lot of people hurt.”
“Something important,” Butters said. “Something like a magic sword?”
I scowled at him. “How do you know that?”
He nodded at my hand. “Because you won’t let go of it.”
I looked down to find the burn-scarred fingers of my left hand clutching Amoracchius’s hilt in a white-knuckled grasp. “Oh,” I said. “Yeah. Kind of a tip-off, isn’t it?”
“Think you can let it go now?” Butters asked quietly.
“I’m trying,” I said. “My hand’s kind of locked up.”
“Okay. Let’s just go one finger at a time, then.” Butters peeled my fingers off the sword, one at a time, until he had removed it from my grasp. My hand closed in on itself, tendons creaking, and I winced. It sort of hurt, but at the moment it was a really minor thing.
Butters set the sword aside and immediately took my left hand in his, massaging brusquely. “Murphy’s going to be pissed if you don’t call her.”
“Murphy and I have disagreed before,” I said.
Butters grimaced. “Okay. Can I help?”
“You are helping.”
“Besides this,” Butters said.
I looked at the little ME for a moment. Butters had been my unofficial doctor for a long time, never asking a thing in return. He’d waded into some serious trouble with me. Once, he’d saved my life. I trusted his discretion. I trusted him, generally.
So, as the blood started returning to my hand, I told him more or less everything about Buzz and the swords.
“So this guy, Buzz,” Butters said. “He’s just a guy.”
“Let’s don’t forget,” I said. “Despite all the nasties running around out there, it’s just guys who dominate most of the planet.”
“Yeah, but he’s just a guy,” Butters said. “How’s that?”
I flexed my fingers, wincing a little. “It’s good. Thanks.”
He nodded and stood up. He went over to the kitchen and filled my dog’s water bowl, then did the same for my cat, Mister. “My point is,” he said, “that if this guy isn’t a supermagical something, he had to find out about the swords like any other guy.”
“Well,” I said. “Yeah.”
Butters looked at me over his spectacles. “So,” he said, “who knew you had the swords?”
“Plenty knew I had Shiro’s sword,” I said. “But this guy tried to get to me through Michael. And the only ones who knew about Amoracchius were me, a couple of archangels, Michael,