kinds of things.
A visit to Undertown bears more resemblance to suicide than exploration, and those who do it are begging to be Darwined out of the gene pool. Smart people don’t go down there.
Gard slashed a long opening in the fence with her ax, and we descended crumbling old concrete steps into the darkness.
I murmured a word and made a small effort of will, and my amulet began to glow with a gentle blue-white light, illuminating the tunnel only dimly—enough, I hoped, to see by while still not giving away our approach. Gard produced a small red-filtered flashlight from her duffel bag, a backup light source. It made me feel better. When you’re underground, making sure you have light is almost as important as making sure you have air. It meant that she knew what she was doing.
The utility tunnel we entered gave way to a ramshackle series of chambers, the spaces between what were now basements and the raised wall of the road that had been built up off the original ground level. Mouse went first, with me and my staff and my amulet right behind him. Gard brought up the rear, walking lightly and warily.
We went on for maybe ten minutes, through difficult-to-spot doorways and at one point through a tunnel flooded with a foot and a half of icy stagnant water. Twice, we descended deeper into the earth, and I began getting antsy about finding my way back. Spelunking is dangerous enough without adding in anything that could be described with the word ravening.
“This grendelkin,” I said. “Tell me about it.”
“You don’t need to know.”
“Like hell I don’t,” I said. “You want me to help you, you gotta help me. Tell me how we beat this thing.”
“We don’t,” she said. “I do. That’s all you need to know.”
That sort of offended me, being so casually kept ignorant. Granted, I’d done it to people myself about a million times, mostly to protect them, but that didn’t make it any less frustrating—just ironic.
“And if it offs you instead?” I said. “I’d rather not be totally clueless when it’s charging after me and the girl and I have to turn and fight.”
“It shouldn’t be a problem.”
I stopped in my tracks and turned to regard her.
She stared back at me, eyebrows lifted. Water dripped somewhere nearby. There was a faint rumbling above us, maybe the El going by somewhere overhead.
She pressed her lips together and nodded, a gesture of concession. “It’s a scion of Grendel.”
I started walking again. “Whoa. Like, the Grendel?”
“Obviously.” Gard sighed. “Before Beowulf faced him in Heorot—”
“The Grendel?” I asked. “The Beowulf?”
“Yes.”
“And it actually happened like in the story?” I demanded.
“It isn’t far wrong,” Gard replied, an impatient note in her voice. “Before Beowulf faced him, Grendel had already taken a number of women on his previous visits. He got spawn upon them.”
“Ick,” I said. “But I think they make a cream for that now.”
Gard gave me a flat look. “You have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“No kidding,” I said. “That’s the point of asking.”
“You know all you need.”
I ignored the statement, and the sentiment behind it to boot. A good private investigator is essentially a professional asker of questions. If I kept them coming, eventually I’d get some kind of answer. “Back at the pub, there was an electrical disruption. Does this thing use magic?”
“Not the way you do,” Gard said.
See there? An answer. A vague answer, but an answer. I pressed ahead. “Then how?”
“Grendelkin are strong,” Gard said. “Fast. And they can bend minds in an area around them.”
“Bend how?”
“They can make people not notice them, or to notice only dimly. Disguise themselves, sometimes. It’s how they get close. Sometimes they can cause malfunctions in technology.”
“Veiling magic,” I said. “Illusion. Been there, done that.” I mused. “Mac said there were two disruptions. Is there any reason it would want to steal a keg from the beer festival?”
Gard shot me a sharp look. “Keg?”
“That’s what those yahoos in the alley were upset about,” I said. “Someone swiped their keg.”
Gard spat out a word that would probably have gotten bleeped out had she said it on some kind of Scandinavian talk show. “What brew?”
“Eh?” I said.
“What kind of liquor was in the keg?” she demanded.
“How the hell should I know?” I asked. “I never even saw it.”
“Dammit.”
“But . . .” I scrunched up my nose, thinking. “The sign from his table had a drawing of a little Viking bee on it, and it was called Caine’s Kickass.”
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