much coin I have?” he said, insinuating that I was a prostitute and to be honest I couldn't be surprised considering I'd stopped and chosen to speak to him over all the others. I mean yes, granted I was in a pub filled with demons but there was definitely better choice than this little green pervert.
Suddenly Trice, who had been slowly sneaking up behind him, placed a meaty hand on his shoulder and squeezed, answering his question for me,
“No, oan how much ye enjoy pain.” This ended with a squeal from the little goblin man when Trice picked him up by the hold on his shoulder, plucking him off the floor. The next thing he knew he was being tossed into the room Trice had paid for. He quickly picked himself up off the floor, straightened his suit jacket, pulled down on his cuffs and then straightened his little hat.
“Hey, if you wanted a threesome all you needed to do was say,” he said waggling those eyebrows at me, making me look to Trice and say,
“This one is all yours.”
“Aye,” was his stern reply, folding his large arms across his chest and looking menacing. I also knew that he was putting on a show for the goblin.
“Okay, no threesome, but just so you know I'm not into dudes,” he said, looking Trice up and down and then finishing,
“But I can…should we say…pretend.” Then he winked at him.
“Euwww,” I said scrunching up my face, knowing that he meant he was going to bring back his projection hunk man if this was what Trice wanted. That would have been like getting it on with a sex doll and having some creepy little guy in the room controlling it.
“Don't knock it till you try it, chickie,” he replied with a toothy grin.
“You kin remove a hex,” Trice said getting straight to the point and at this, the goblin looked to have paled. Of course it was hard to look sick when you were already green but he managed to pull it off.
“I don't know what you're talking about, nope you most definitely got the wrong He uhhh, demon with no name there.”
“Wow, that was original,” I commented dryly making him give me a dirty look.
“Yer a Hexion demon, ah ken fur ah hae bin tracking ye fur days,” Trice said, making the little guy shake his head before looking at me and asking,
“What did he sa…?” I opened my mouth to answer only to close it again before looking up to Trice and asking,
“What did you say?” At this Trice growled which I didn't take as a good sign for our little green friend here. I knew this when he stomped towards him making the goblin back up quickly, bumping into the few bits of furniture that were dotted around the plain room.
“Okay, okay, so yes I'm that guy.” It was only on hearing this that Trice stop stalking towards him.
“Good, then you're exactly the guy that we need,” I said, making him ask,
“It will cost you, I don't do this shit for free you know!” He once again tugged down on his little jacket.
“But we don't have any…” Trice cut me off and said,
“We hae enough coin.” Making me whisper,
“We do?” His answer to this was to untie a small leather bag that hung from inside his jacket and throw it on the floor by the little demon’s feet. This made gold coins spill from it and scatter along the wooden slats. The goblin (who I really needed to start calling by his real name) frantically picked them up before any could get lost down the cracks. Once he was assured he’d got it all he threw his little bag up and caught it before lifting up his hat and placing it on the top of his head. This awarded us the sight of his bald head, except for the hair that brushed the top of his ears.
“Alright, so let’s do this and no names are given, that’s my rule, take it or…okay, okay…so come on then who's the unlucky bugger that's got himself a hex?” the demon said, after changing his tune when Trice was once again threatening. I released a sigh, knowing it was best to get this over with, making me say,
“That would be me.”
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A short time later, I found myself on the bed once more with the back of my dress unlaced. I didn't think it was a good sign when the little demon sucked air through his