growing population who might want him dead, and why.
To tell the truth, I felt a little guilty; he was one of the good guys, diligent, honest, good cop. But his concern was law and order in his county; mine was peace and security throughout the entire United States. Bottom line--you can rationalize just about anything under the guise of "for the good of the country"; it's a slippery slope, and I might have been overstepping that line.
"Back to the autopsy," he said, after a moment. "Other than that, Daniels was missing his tonsils. Twice had his left knee cut on, and--"
"Was there blood splatter on his left hand?"
"Well . . . yeah--there was. Not a lot. Also there was some burnt powder. Blowback."
"And has this blood been tested? Was it his?"
"It's the right blood type, A pos. The DNA test will take longer, of course."
For some reason this did not surprise me. After a moment he added, "One other observation. His liver showed the beginning stages of cirrhosis. Daniels was a big-time boozer."
"It's the family hobby."
"No shit. The Mrs., too? Hey, how'd that go?"
"Different. His ex celebrated with a fresh bottle of gin."
"She want him dead?"
"Yeah . . . but no. She's going to miss him. Busting his balls was the one great joy in her life."
He thought about that a moment, then said, "Tim . . . the forensics guy you spoke with . . . he told you about the hair fibers?"
"Three types as of last count. Why? Were there more?"
"Isn't three enough? Personally, after looking at Daniels, I never would've pictured it. You know?"
I glanced at Bian. "My partner says it's all about size."
"That right?" he replied. "My wife's always telling me it's all about becoming more sensitive, about helping around the house more. Shit--you're saying all I had to do was grow a bigger dick."
I laughed.
"According to his former," I told him, "Clifford had a thing for the ladies. He screwed his way out of the marriage."
"Well . . . that can happen." He informed me, "Anyway, two of these hair specimens turned out to be organic. The redhead and brunette."
"Organic? What does--"
"Straight from the head. That's what it means. The follicles come off with the strands. That's how you tell."
"And the third sample . . . the blonde?"
"Yeah . . . the blonde. The hair was real enough, only the ends were cut at the end, and knotted. Know what that means?"
"A wig."
"Hey, I knew you CIA guys were sharp. Thing is, the cheap ones have synthetic hair--manufactured stuff. Better ones are made from authentic hair, contributed by real people, and knotted into a wig piece." He asked, "What do you think about that?"
"Hold on . . . I'm trying to picture Daniels in a blonde wig . . . Wait, it's coming to me--oh my God . . ."
"What?"
"I went out with her--him."
"Very funny."
"What am I supposed to think, Detective? Maybe he had a lover with premature baldness. Maybe he told the redhead or the brunette he was in a blonde mood, and one or both obliged. Maybe Daniels attended a costume party as Marilyn Monroe. Possibilities abound."
After a pause, he replied, "You left out a possibility."
"Did I?"
"You know you did." He then told me what I left out, saying, "Maybe he had a visitor who wore a disguise because this visitor didn't want to be recognized by the neighbors. And maybe this visitor didn't want to leave DNA traces. Add that up, and once again, maybe he didn't kill himself."
"I didn't want to insult your intelligence." I asked, "Fingerprints?"
"We collected four or five samples. We printed the maid's before we released her, and lifted Daniels's prints off his corpse. Disqualification and isolation will be finished tomorrow."
I was sure that would lead nowhere, but kept the thought to myself. I asked, "As of this moment, what's your thinking on this case?"
"You know what? I was leaning toward suicide. It sure looks like suicide. But some guy from the Defense Department called like six times today. Waterbury?"
"I know him."
"He every bit the tightass he sounds like on the phone?"
"Jam a quarter up his ass and you get a dime."
He laughed. "Who is this guy?"
"Bian's boss."
"I'll bet people are beating down the door to work there." Apparently we had exchanged enough slapstick and insults, because his tone turned serious. "Point is, I've got this corpse, and who shows up and starts nosing around? A CIA guy, an MP, and now I've got this Pentagon jerk looking