with that after learning the confessor wasn't born until 1973. In fact, my client was guilty of nothing except diddling the deputy sheriff's wife. It was criminally stupid, but it was not criminal behavior. The point: Coerced statements introduce reliability issues. That is, unless you begin the process with a man you know is guilty; usually then you'll get something more credible and useful.
As an attorney, I am of course philosophically opposed to torture under any circumstances, though men like Abdul Almiri and Ali bin Pacha are tempting. On more practical grounds, however, an interrogation ultimately is a form of negotiation--to succeed, there has to be a carrot, and there has to be a stick. Ali bin Pacha was telling me where I could put the stick.
He informed me, "My comrades will know I am a prisoner of your army. You cannot hide or disguise this. They will post my capture on a Web site, and they will notify Aljazeera, and so the world will hear of this. I think your press will be very interested about me."
"Is there a point to this?"
"I think you know my point. Mistreat me, and your press will create for you another big public problem--another embarrassment your idiot President cannot explain."
The Army advises that one should never underestimate the enemy, and here, I thought, was a case in point. Bin Pacha's people had planned for this eventuality, the capture of their moneyman, they were sensitive to the need to shield him from coercive tactics, and they were sure they knew how to do it.
In truth, on any other day it might even have been a workable plan. I turned to Bian. "These people are smart, aren't they?"
"I guess so."
"I mean . . . this is . . . you know . . . ?"
"I know. This guy so much as gets an infected pimple, and the whole world will scream that we're Nazis."
"That seems to be the general idea."
"Very clever."
"Would you ever have--?"
"Nope. Not in a million years."
Bin Pacha's smile now looked a little less certain; it looked wobbly, actually.
Bian grabbed my arm. "Well, he has been unconscious for three days."
Bin Pacha had not a clue what we were talking about, but he was reading our body language and picking up the sarcasm in our voices. I looked at him and said, "Which do you want first, pal? The merely bad news or the crap-in-your-drawers news?"
The smile disappeared. But maybe he didn't understand the question.
"Well . . . why don't we ease into it?" I continued, "Bad news first. The morning you were captured, the Army and Marines kicked off a big-time assault on Falluja. Last report I heard--this was two hours ago--about three hundred of your fellow terrorists are dead, many dozens more are buried in the rubble, and who knows how many have been turned into mist or paste by tank and artillery shells."
In case he didn't get the message, Bian added, "Your compatriots will never know whether you've been captured, blown to pieces, or just buried in the rubble."
He had asked for it and it was time for the kicker. I said, "Last chance--will you cooperate or not?"
"Rot in hell."
I turned to Bian. "Can't say we didn't try."
"Sure did." She glanced at bin Pacha. "Poor soul."
Bin Pacha now looked very interested in this exchange, dealing as it did with his fate. He insisted, "I am more than willing to live the rest of my life in your prisons. You are fools to think I am fearful of this."
"I'm sure you are not." And I was sure it was true.
Bian had endured this guy's abuse with commendable stoicism--well, but for that one minor incident--and it seemed only fair for her to be the bearer of the worst tidings. I glanced at her, and she nodded.
She faced Ali bin Pacha. "You're being turned over to Saudi intelligence. I've never seen them so anxious to get their hands on a prisoner."
I added, "Your countrymen play by different rules. You're aware of this." I added, "If you're interested, they already have your family in custody."
His eyes went a little wide, but he didn't look as upset as I expected. In fact, I thought I saw a faint smile. This guy had more bullshit bravado than an Army Ranger, which is saying something.
Bian advised him, "Some parting advice." She may have been an infidel slut, but she now had his undivided attention. "Don't hold on to it too long. I've seen prisoners who tried. They were