you hate the other bastard more.’
The noise started to fade as Isern-i-Phail stepped out onto the short-shaved grass, chewing slowly with her tall spear in her hand. When all that remained was a nervy silence, she wedged her chagga down behind her lip with her tongue.
‘I’m Isern-i-Phail! My da, Crummock-i-Phail, judged the fight between Fenris the Feared and the Bloody-Nine. He was a well-known bastard.’ Some laughter and hoots of agreement. ‘But he was well known! And being a hillman, the closest thing to a neutral party anyone could find. I am as well known as he.’ And she lifted her chin and gestured at herself. ‘But for my piercing wits and haunting beauty.’ More laughter. ‘Seems it’s fallen to me as a hillwoman to judge this bout.’ She grinned over at Stour. ‘Though I should declare up front that I hate this cunt over here, and might yet be prevailed upon to kill him myself.’
The laughter only made Rikke more nervous.
‘Have to admire your honesty,’ said Stour.
‘I couldn’t give a moth’s cock what you admire, but the judging of a duel is a sacred trust and so on and bloody so on, and you can trust me to judge this one fairly, I’m sure.’
‘Wouldn’t worry,’ said Stour. ‘Me standing over his corpse won’t need much judging. You say start. I’ll handle the rest.’
‘Whoa there, boy!’ shouted Isern. ‘The moon loves a proper order to things, and there’s the introductions, stakes and choice o’ weapons to see to. Don’t worry, I’ll waste no time inflating your bloated names any more than I have to. Over here on my …’ She thought for a moment, frowned at Leo, frowned at her hands, frowned at the sky, then snapped her fingers. ‘Left! On my left, we’ve got Leo dan Brock, son of Finree dan Brock, newly minted Lord Governor of Angland, who men call the Young Lion on account of his youth and heroic opinion of himself. If he’s as skilful as he’s pretty, we’ll have quite the fight.’ She pointed her spear at Stour. ‘Which means this article must be on my right and it’s Stour Nightfall, d’you see, son of Black Calder and heir to the chain of Bethod, that men call the Great Wolf ’cause of, who can say, the hairiest arse in the North, for all I know. He beat Stranger-Come-Knocking in the Circle but we’re all aware the man was way past his best. Good enough?’
Leo said nothing, eyes fixed on Stour like they were alone in the Circle.
Stour shrugged, still smiling. ‘Good enough.’
‘Bastard, bastard, fucking bastard,’ Rikke hissed through tight lips. She was biting on her chagga pellet so hard, her whole face was aching, willing her guts to turn sickly, and her eye to turn hot, and some ghost of the future to show itself. But nothing came.
‘Your next question!’ called Isern. ‘What are these two fools going to kill each other over? Mostly a matter of manly pride, as is proper in a duel, but there’s also the rich, dark earth o’ the North. The winner takes the patch of it men call the Protectorate, which stretches from the Whiteflow to the Cusk and includes the city of Uffrith. Stour Nightfall wins, it belongs to King Scale. Leo dan Brock wins, it stays with the Dogman in the loving embrace o’ the Union. All happy with the terms?’
A quiet then. No one on Rikke’s side looked too happy about anything.
‘Dogman, Chieftain of Uffrith?’ called Isern.
‘Aye,’ said Rikke’s father, wearily.
‘Brock, Lord Governor of Angland?’
‘Aye,’ snapped Leo.
‘Scale Ironhand, King of the Northmen?’
‘Aye,’ rumbled Scale, jowls quivering as he smothered a burp, like this was the third duel he’d watched that day. ‘Get to it, woman.’
‘Then I will, you hill of lard.’ Isern thrust her spear into the ground with a thud and snapped her fingers at Shivers. ‘Lend me your shield, handsome.’ He glanced over his shoulder like he thought she might be talking to someone else, then tossed it to her. She snatched it from the air, set it down on its rim. ‘Straps or paint, Brock?’ Though Shivers’ shield was so battered, only a few stubborn flakes of paint still clung to it.
‘Paint,’ said Leo. Isern set the shield spinning, and men started shouting and whooping and calling, and beside her, Rikke felt Lady Finree give a kind of gasp, and she covered her eyes with her hands.
‘He’ll win,’ said Rikke.
‘How can you know?’
Rikke took her cold, limp hand and squeezed it. ‘He’ll win,’