Group #6,” said a bald, ghostly Everboy named DEVAN with dark eyebrows and sculpted cheekbones. “Pleasure to be in your company, Princess Agatha. You are as regal and lovely as your fairy tale promised.”
“She has a boyfriend, Devan,” said a dark Nevergirl with ice-blue hair, matching eyes, and a choker strung with mini-skulls. Her name tag read LARALISA. She slipped her hand around Devan’s waist. “And you’re spoken for too, so don’t lay it on too thick.”
Agatha’s eyes widened at the sight of an Ever and a Never so brazenly dating (Lady Lesso tried to murder Tedros and Sophie when they’d done it), but now Devan was pushing one of the newspapers towards her across the overturned pew.
“Take a look at today’s Camelot Courier,” he said.
Agatha scanned the front page—
IDENTITY OF SNAKE STILL IN QUESTION
Castle Refuses to Comment on the Face Under the Mask
SNAKE’S BODY MISSING, SAYS CRYPTKEEPER
Garden of Good & Evil Has No Reports of Snake’s Burial
DOUBTS RAISED ABOUT KING’S NEW LIEGE
Where Was Japeth When the Snake Was on the Loose?
Laralisa dropped another paper on top. “Now look at the Royal Rot.”
Agatha hunched over Camelot’s colorful tabloid, known for its ludicrous conspiracy theories and outright lies.
CRYPTKEEPER DEBUNKED!
Snake’s Burial Confirmed in Necro Ridge
JAPETH REVEALS
“My Brother Stopped Me from Fighting the Snake
—Rhian Wanted to Protect Me!”
COURIER OF LIES
80% OF STORIES PROVEN FALSE!
“The usual horsecrap,” muttered Agatha. “But it doesn’t matter. No one in Camelot will ever believe a word the Rot says, no matter what Rhian has them print.”
“It’s not the people of Camelot we’re worried about,” said Laralisa.
She slid a few more papers in front of Agatha.
THE NETHERWOOD VILLAIN DIGEST
CAMELOT DISPUTES CRYPTKEEPER!
Snake Buried in Necro Ridge!
THE MALABAR HILLS MIRROR
KING RHIAN VINDICATED
Snake’s Body Verified in Secret Tomb!
THE PIFFLEPAFF POST
KEEPER OF LIES! Snake’s Body Found in Garden of Good & Evil
“Rhian’s fingerprints are all over this,” said Laralisa. “He knows the Courier is onto him. So he’s making sure the other kingdoms parrot his lies.”
“And the other kingdoms go along with it because they trust anything Rhian says,” Agatha realized. “In their eyes, he killed the Snake. He killed a deadly villain attacking their kingdoms. He saved them. The people of the Woods don’t know it’s a lie. They don’t know he’s playing them for fools. The Storian knows and we know.”
“And the Courier’s getting close,” said Laralisa. “But Rhian’s discredited the Storian, he’s discredited Tedros, he’s discredited you, he’s discredited the school, and now he’s discrediting the Courier. Even if we did have proof to show the people that the Snake is still alive—and we don’t—no one would listen to us.”
“Courier might not even be around long enough to back us up,” Devan noted, pulling open its pages. “They’re on the run, printing in secret, and Rhian’s men are hunting their reporters. And the more they’re on the run, the more they’re grasping at straws. Look at these headlines. It’s like something out of the Rot.”
MESSAGE IN BOTTLE FOUND: “SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE!”
MISTRAL SISTERS HIRED AS KING’S ADVISORS? SIGHTING THROUGH CASTLE WINDOW
PRINCESS SOPHIE SECRETLY TRADES FOR FRIEND’S RELEASE
Agatha quickly honed in on this last story.
Until now, the people of the Woods believed that Lionsmane was the pen of the King. Indeed, at his coronation, King Rhian made it clear that unlike the Storian, which was controlled by shadowy magic, his pen could be trusted. His pen would care about all people, rich or poor, young or old, Good or Evil—just like he cared about all people when he saved them from the Snake.
But according to an anonymous source, last night Princess Sophie and King Rhian struck an unusual deal over a dinner of fish soup and pistachio cake. The deal was this: Sophie would be the one to write Lionsmane’s tales, not Rhian. And in return, Sophie’s friend and former suitor, Hort of Bloodbrook, would be set free from the Camelot dungeons.
Our source offered no reason for this deal, but made it clear: it’s the princess who is composing Lionsmane’s words, not the king.
What does this mean? First, it means King Rhian lied about Lionsmane being his pen, since Sophie writes its tales. At the same time, Tedros loyalists have been hoping Sophie is secretly still on Tedros’ side and working against the new king. But if Sophie is writing Lionsmane’s messages, then those hopes are misguided and she is firmly behind the king’s agenda.
Agatha’s heart thumped harder.
On the one hand, the story couldn’t be true. Sophie would never write Lionsmane’s tales. She would never promote a phony king’s propaganda. She