out, and whoosh, we’re on our way. You’ll stay with me for a while. You can’t talk; that’s good. No phone calls, no idle gossip to waiters, good, good. Just have to keep you away from pen and paper, I guess, huh?” He studied her again, his eyes changing. “Be good to have a ball for a change,” he said. “I get so goddamn tired of these witches, and you can’t trust the beauties. If you want to know something, you can’t trust anybody. The world is full of con men. But we’ll have a ball.” He looked at her face. “Don’t like the idea, huh? That’s rough. It’ll make it more interesting. You should consider yourself lucky. You could be scheduled for a swim with Miss Ames, you know. You should consider yourself lucky. Most women fall down when I come into a room. Consider yourself lucky. I’m pleasant company, and I know the nicest places in town. That’s my business, you know. My avocation. I’m really an accountant. Actually, accounting is my avocation, I suppose. Women are my business. The lonely ones. The plain Janes. You’re a surprise. I’m glad you followed me.” He grinned boyishly. “Nice having somebody to talk to who doesn’t talk back. That’s the secret of the Catholic confession, and also the secret of psychoanalysis. You can tell the truth, and the worst that’ll happen to you is twelve Hail Marys or the discovery that you hate your mother. With you, there’s no punishment. I can talk, and you can listen, and I don’t have to spout the love phrases or the undying bliss bit. You look sexy, too. Still water. Deep, deep.”
He heard the sudden, sharp snap of the front door lock. He whirled quickly and ran into the living room.
Carella saw a blond giant appear in the doorframe, eyes alert, fists clenched. The giant took in the .38 in Carella’s fist, took in the unwavering glint in Carella’s eye, and then lunged across the room.
Carella was no fool. This man was a powerhouse. This man could rip him in two.
Steadily, calmly, Carella leveled the .38.
And then he fired.
April was dying.
The rains had come and gone, and the cruelest month was being put to rest. May would burst with flowers. In June, there would be sunshine.
Priscilla Ames sat in the squadroom of the 87th Precinct. Steve Carella sat opposite her.
“Will he live?” she asked.
“Yes,” Carella said.
“That’s unfortunate,” she replied.
“It depends how you look at it,” Carella said. “He’ll go to trial, and he’ll be convicted. He’ll die, anyway.”
“I was a fool, I suppose. I should have known better. I should have known there’s no such thing as love.”
“You’re a fool if you believe that,” Carella said.
“I should have known,” Priscilla said, nodding. “It took a stomach pump to teach me.”
“Love is for the birds, huh?” Carella said.
“Yes,” she answered. She lifted her head, and her eyes behind the glasses glared defiance. But they asked for something else, too, and Carella gave it to her.
“I love my wife,” he said simply. “It may be for the birds, but it’s for the humans, too. Don’t let Donaldson sour you. Love is the biggest American industry. I know.” He grinned. “I’m a stockholder.”
“I suppose…” Priscilla sighed. “Anyway, thank you. That’s why I came by. To thank you.”
“Where to now?” Carella asked.
“Back home,” Priscilla said. “Phoenix.” She paused and then smiled for the first time that afternoon. “There are a lot of birds in Phoenix.”
Arthur Brown was conducting a post mortem.
“I couldn’t figure why two big con men who are knocking over marks in the two-hundred- to a thousand-dollar category should bother with a little colored girl. Five bucks he got! He worked it as a single, without his partner, and all he got was five bucks!”
“So?” Havilland said.
“So it annoyed me. What the hell, a cop’s got to bank on something, doesn’t he? I asked Parsons. I asked him why the hell he bothered conning a little girl out of five bucks. You know what he said?”
“No, what?” Havilland asked.
“He said he wanted to teach the girl a lesson. Now, how the hell do you like that? He wanted to teach her a lesson!”
“We’re losing a great teacher,” Havilland said. “The world is losing a great teacher.”
“You mustn’t look at it that way,” Brown said. “I prefer to think that the state penitentiary is gaining one.”
On the telephone, Bert Kling said, “So?”
“It worked!”
“What!”
“It worked. She bought it. She’s letting me go with my aunt,” Claire said.
“You’re