winked at me. "You know what's wrong with all my old friends, the ones I talked out here to the middle of Buttcrack, Nowhere, with me? I tell them how to humiliate and mutilate a Djinn, and they dive right in. They think it's payback.
I hate to say it, but the human race is starting to completely disgust me, sweet pea, and that's why I'm so glad you're here. You, I can still shock. You restore my faith in humanity." That logic was so twisted it ought to be served salted, with a side of mustard. "You just killed your own guy," I said. "That can't be good for morale." Bob dismissed it with a shrug. "Petrie was nuts. Everybody knew it. But I'll tell you what, sugar, I was really amazed at how many Wardens I got to turn their coats. I didn't even work that hard at it. Talk about morale, you guys need some team-building retreats or something. Then again, you'll all be dead, so that problem solves itself, really." This sounded so much like Bad Bob that it lulled me into believing that he'd keep on talking, forever... and then a thick black tentacle burst up out of the rocks beneath my feet and writhed its way up my ankle, my calf, my thigh.
"Oh, damn," he said, and sipped his drink. "Try not to move. It'll take your skin clean off if you struggle."
The thing was like an octopus tentacle, and I could feel the obscene, cold suction of hundreds of tiny cups against my skin. I froze. It didn't read as alive on the aetheric, and it wouldn't respond to any kind of Earth power that I could wield.
"Let me go," I said. Bad Bob tilted his head, eyes burning an incandescent, almost Djinn shade of blue.
"Nope," he said. "Did you really think I wouldn't know you slipped the leash? Nice trick, by the way. I can always try it again, but I have the feeling you won't be all that easy to screw with again - Hold still or you'll lose that leg, you know." I gave up struggling. "Fine. So what are you going to do with me? I don't make a very good pot roast, I'm just telling you right now."
Bob sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, like I'd given him a monster headache.
"What the hell am I gonna do with you ?" he repeated. "You're kidding. This isn't remedial school for half-assed criminals. I'm going to kill the holy hell out of you, but first, you get to help me get what I need out of the Wardens."
I winced as my boot slipped against the rocks, and the tentacle wrapping my leg gained a couple more inches and got very, very friendly. "Lewis won't deal."
"Of course he'll deal. That boy loves you, always has. I know him. I picked him for the Wardens." Bad Bob looked positively malevolent for a second. "Lewis never did want responsibility. He isn't going to step up to it now, with your life on the line." I blinked. Bad Bob, the all-knowing and all-powerful, was talking like an old man, set in his ways, reciting out-of-date facts. Lewis certainly had once been like that, but like Bad Bob himself, he'd changed. Bad Bob hadn't bothered to find out how much.
"So what am I worth?" I asked. "What are you going to ask?"
"He's not stupid. He grabbed all the Djinn he could find and bottled them. My folks back on the mainland couldn't find much, and what they did find got them killed. So I'll trade you for a cargo full of bottles. How's that? Make you feel any better?" Not really. But I didn't believe for a second that Lewis would trade one Djinn for me, much less a boatload. Besides, rescue was on its way.
Right?
It had been maybe ten minutes since my arrival on the island. The Grand Horizon was supposed to be visible by now, but I couldn't see its distinctive outline anywhere on the open seas around us, and it was way too big to miss. Had something happened? Had Bad Bob managed to sink the second ship, too?
Was I all alone here, at the end?
Well, if I was, I was going to go down fighting.
God, please, don't let him kill me.
Because David really would destroy everything.
Chapter Eleven
Bad Bob talked. He loved to talk, and I let him, because I learned a lot.
Bad Bob, I was starting to realize, really