team can answer, but only one answer will be accepted. A correct answer receives two points. An incorrect answer means that question will be offered to the opposing team. If they get it right, they’ll get one point. If nobody knows, it will be offered to the audience, and if they get it right, they can give one point to whichever team they’re supporting.”
As the audience was largely supporting the local team, this seemed popular, but the California Quizzly Bears had also brought a sizable contingent of fans, who were wearing bear claw gloves and Smokey Bear hats. It was a look.
“Are both teams complete?” QuizDick looked over the competitors carefully, presumably to check none of them was secretly Ken Jennings. “In order to reduce the chance of cheating, we’re pulling categories at random. Our first category is Sports in the USA.”
Both teams did pretty well with Sports, but Quizzard took the lead in the next round, which was Real Life Couples who Played Couples on TV. Then the Quizzly Bears dominated Minor Countries You’ve Never Heard Of (a statement that clearly didn’t apply to them), but Quizzard swept the board in Sitcoms of the Eighties, bringing the scores level as they entered the final round.
Nina was watching Tom’s face, and it was impossible not to notice how effectively he was ignoring her. It became almost comical, the lengths he was prepared to go not to meet her eye. Lydia started muttering commentary and answering the questions under her breath, and Nina made a mental note to see if Santa Monica had competitive trivia, because Lydia would crush it.
“In this final round, it’s team members one by one, head-to-head and toe-to-toe with their opposition. Each pair will get six questions, two from each category, and twelve points are up for grabs, no fancy business.”
Lisa was first, and totally creamed her Quizzly Bear opponent, having apparently memorized the lives of Early American Presidents, the Periodic Table of Elements, and Cartoon Cats and Dogs. Quizzard wasn’t so lucky in the next round, and their team member was only able to garner two points for correctly identifying Fresno as the Raisin Capital of the World. In the last round of team member play Quizzard got all the questions about Egg-Based Recipes correct, but were unable to beat the Quizzly Bears on Cocktails or Dog Breeds.
The Quizzly Bears were getting cocky and had started celebrating imminent victory. The bar floor was awash with broken glass and beer, because it turned out bear claw gloves are cute, but not good for holding slippery pint glasses. Presumably, this is why bears prefer kegs.
“Here we go,” said Howard, who had grown into his role as host and was handling things pretty smoothly. “With the scores tied we come at last to the team captains, who have to buzz in to answer ten rapid-fire questions drawn from any of tonight’s categories.” He pulled out his little bag of categories and withdrew a slip of paper. “The same rules apply: two points if they get it, one point if their opponents get it, and the option of throwing it open to the audience if all else fails.”
Tom stood up and came to the podium, as did the Quizzly Bear captain, who was a woman not much bigger than Nina. She was wearing an entire grizzly bear head as a hat. It was bigger than she was, and occasionally, she had to grab the podium for support. Either the head was really heavy, or she’d removed her bear claws in order to drink better. Either way, she was ready to throw down, if she didn’t fall down first.
Howard cleared his throat and assumed a serious expression, making sure the camera was getting his better side. “Who has the most wins as head coach in the NFL?”
Tom answered, “Don Shula.”
Nina had never even heard of Don Shula, but it was nice to know he was doing so well. Tom looked around at his teammates and grinned, but still somehow managed to avoid looking at Nina. Lisa was clearly getting annoyed with him, as she pointed two fingers to her eyes and then pointed them at Nina, but Tom wasn’t having it.
“Next question: Who played Chandler’s father on Friends?”
Tom answered again. “Kathleen Turner.” Nina was pleased to see he was well versed in the classics.
Then the Quizzly Bears got five in a row. Then Tom got the next three.
QuizDick, delighted things had gotten so gripping, and glad to see the cameras were