I say as I join her. “Would you want to see Fiddler on the Roof tomorrow? With me?”
She studies my face, then places her hand on my forehead. “You don’t have a fever.”
“I’m serious.”
“Maybe it hasn’t set in yet.”
“I mean it.”
“Should I take you to the ER now to get checked, or wait for the chills to start?”
I tap my watch. “The invitation expires in five seconds. Five, four, three…”
She claps. “Yes! Yes, I want to go. I love revivals. That would be amazing. I’m not even going to ask where your bag of excuses is. I’m just going to enjoy myself.”
“Good,” I say, and I’m stepping closer to drop a quick kiss on her cheek when I stop myself in the nick of time.
Panic flickers across her eyes, and she makes a small jerk of her head. Jenny’s here, and so are waiters and waitresses on the floor, taking drink orders.
Shit.
How the hell did that almost happen? I’m not averse to PDA, but not here at work with customers, our manager, and staff circulating.
“Sorry,” I mumble.
From her spot mixing a vodka tonic, the dark-haired Jenny raises a well-groomed eyebrow, but says nothing. Charlotte doesn’t wear her ring here, but Jenny’s reaction makes me wonder if our employees can sense the change. Like animals sniffing out a storm, do they know their bosses are banging? Can they tell, too, it’s a temporary thing? Questions race through my brain—am I standing too close to Charlotte, am I staring too hard, is it completely obvious from the way I look at my business partner that I’m picturing her naked and fucking my face right now?
I shake my head, chasing off the dirty thoughts. I try to make light of my gaffe. “We almost broke another rule,” I say, just to Charlotte.
“Which one?”
“The no weirdness one.”
She laughs and pats my shoulder. “You’re okay, Holiday. That wasn’t even tiptoeing on weird.” She lowers her voice and speaks just to me. “It was actually adorable, truth be told.”
Ah hell, now I’m blushing. Because…
Wait.
What the hell?
I must really have a fever. I’ve volunteered myself for the pain and suffering of musical theater, and I’ve been dubbed adorable. I am not okay with this. This is not acceptable. Charlotte is so getting fucked from behind tonight so she knows there’s nothing adorable about me.
I’m only manly and rugged.
“Great,” I say, coolly drumming my knuckles against the bar, like my new casual attitude will resurrect my street cred. “So we’ll go tomorrow. Only ’cause you want to.”
My phone buzzes once more. I grab it, and my shoulders sag as I read, The Offermans will be there too :)
I turn to Charlotte. “It was an ambush,” I say, then share the details.
Her smile never falters. “It’s okay. I don’t mind going with them.” She leans in closer and whispers, “In fact, it’s been even easier to play your fiancée the last few days.”
“Why’s that?”
Her voice drops even lower. “Because of the way you fuck me all night long.”
A bolt of lust slams into me, and I’m ready to drag her to the office, slam the door, and screw her here at work.
But Jenny calls her over, and I return to the computer with my new wood.
As I answer emails from suppliers, it occurs to me that Charlotte’s comment about being adorable should make me feel weird. But it doesn’t bug me, and I ask myself why.
Maybe because Charlotte seemed so happy to see the show. Hell, taking her to Broadway is the least I can do for her, since she’s pulling off a fantastic performance this week to help seal the deal on my dad’s sale.
Mystery solved. I like making Charlotte happy because she’s my friend, and friends help each other.
There. I teetered, but avoided breaking another ground rule.
CHAPTER NINETEEN
The reporter joins us at Sardi’s. His name is Abe, his face bears a passing resemblance to a horse, and his clothes might belong to an older brother, given that they appear two sizes too large. I’m also not sure if he has a driver’s license yet, or if he’s even started shaving.
He snaps photos of the two families toasting and nibbling on appetizers, and I’m truly amazed at what a puff piece this feature article is going to be. Must be why the magazine assigned a cub reporter to it. But then, Metropolis Life and Times is known for giving the best blow jobs in the journalism business. Open up and take it all in.
The photos are technically candid,