and dropped several hundred feet. It didn’t bother any of us because we were all seat belted in, but my apple juice shot straight out of my cup. The cup remained in the same place, but the contents made a slow and incredibly graceful arc across the cabin and landed in a businessman’s lap half an airplane away.
I was with Dave McKean at the time on a Mr. Punch signing tour and we tried to pretend it wasn’t us. At least they knew we hadn’t actually thrown it; it was the apple juice that made a mad leap for freedom.
What’s your favorite coin trick?
The favorite coin trick I’ve ever done was when I started work on American Gods and I had a large notebook, a fountain pen, and a copy of Bobo’s Modern Coin Magic.
I went from one to the other and I spent days practicing my French Drop and my Downs Palm and all of those things because I knew Shadow was going to be into coin magic and I felt that I had to be able to write about it reasonably convincingly. I’d never done any magic before but I decided I had to now.
I was actually on a train across America, going to San Diego, and there was a ten-year-old girl traveling with her mother. We’d all been on this train now for about three days so we all knew each other, and I disappeared a coin for her rather unexpectedly and reappeared it from her ear. I don’t think anybody had ever done anything like that for her and seeing the expression on her face left me understanding why people become magicians.
I of course have never become a magician, but I get to hang around with the Penn and Tellers and the Derren Browns of this world, who are all very, very good people and who will humor me and treat me like one of their own although they know that really I’m not.
Favorite con artist or con trick?
Ponzi, who created the Ponzi scheme. The thing that people laugh at in terms of confidence tricks is somebody selling you the Brooklyn Bridge, or in England somebody selling you London Bridge, or in France somebody selling you the Eiffel Tower.
Ponzi sold the Eiffel Tower by going to all the major scrap metal agents in France, presenting himself as a representative of the French government, and explaining that the Eiffel Tower had become unsafe and they were going to be scrapping it, but they needed somebody who could handle the dismantling of the tower and the volume of metal that this would generate. He also implied that the French government was going to be so grateful that there would probably be all sorts of decorations involved for anybody who took this on.
And then he explained to each of them in turn that it was a sealed envelope bid, so there was no possibility for corruption. So they went off to prepare their bids, and he privately got in touch with each of these gentleman and explained that he could be bribed. And each of them gave him vast sums of money in order to buy the Eiffel Tower. And that, I feel, is still my favorite con.
Did you enjoy making up the con tricks in American Gods?
I did enjoy making up the con tricks very much, although I have to say I found myself rather baffled. The one that I thought you could actually do I tried to sort of fuzz the edges of a bit, so the reader can’t actually figure out exactly how things work with Mr. Wednesday and the credit cards. What he did is doable but I fuzzed the edges so the reader can’t do it.
But I was very proud of myself for coming up with the ATM card night deposit con. I made that up, and I thought it was really funny until the phone rang about eighteen months ago and it was a reporter from Canada letting me know that somebody who was a fan of the book had just done it and was now on the run, having taken local merchants for $30,000.
You don’t expect your readers to go, “Ah this book’s not just a fine work of literary whatshisname, but also a get-rich-quick scheme,” to be followed shortly by a go-to-prison-quick scheme, which I believe he did.
Are there any myths you would like to dispel?
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