was paying attention. Not to what you said or taught," said Measure.
"Well it ain't so. I didn't do anything to her or with her, and..."
"And even if you did it would be plain disaster if you married her," said Mother.
"Married her!" cried Alvin.
"Well of course, if it was true, you'd have to marry her," said Father.
"But it ain't true."
"You got any witnesses of that?" asked Measure.
"Witnesses of what? How can I have witnesses that it didn't happen? Everybody's my witness - everybody didn't see any such thing."
"But she says it happened," said Measure. "And you're the only other one who knows whether she's lying or not. So either she's a plain liar and you're innocently accused, or she's a brokenhearted lied-to seduced girl and you're the cad who got the use of her and now won't do the decent thing, and nobody can prove either way."
"So you don't even believe me?"
"Of course we believe you," said Father. "Do you think we're insane? But our believing you ain't any kind of evidence. Measure's been reading law, and he explained it to us."
"Law?" asked Alvin.
"Well, afore you come home from Hatrack River, anyway. And, now and then since. I reckon somebody in the family ought to know something about the law."
"But you mean you think this might come to court?"
"Might," said Measure. "That's what the Sumps were saying. Get them a lawyer from Carthage City instead of one of the frontier lawyers as has a shingle out here in Vigor Church. Lots of publicity."
"But they can't convict me of anything!"
"Breach of promise. Indecent liberties with a child. All depends on how many jurors think that where there's smoke, there's fire."
"Indecent liberties with a..."
"That one's a hanging offense, all right," said Measure. "But I hear that's the charge that Clevy wants to bring."
"Doesn't matter if they convict you or not," said Taleswapper.
"Matters to me," said Mother.
"Either way, the tale will spread. Alvin the so-called Maker, taking advantage of young girls. You can't let this go to trial," said Taleswapper.
Alvin saw at once how such rumors, such publicity as a trial would bring, it would bring down his work, make it impossible to attract others to come and learn Making at Vigor Church.
Not that he was doing much good teaching Making anyway.
"Miss Larner," murmured Alvin.
"Yep," said Taleswapper. "She warned you. Leave now freely, or leave later because you have to."
"Why should he he driven from his own home just because a horny lying little..." Mother's voice trailed off.
Alvin sat in the ensuing silence, recognizing his foolishness. "I spose I'm a plain fool for not heeding Miss Larner." And then, stiffening his back, he closed his eyes, and said, "There's another way. So I don't have to leave at all."
"What's that?" asked Measure.
"I could marry her."
"No!" cried Mother and Father at once.
"Why not just sign a confession?" asked Armor-of-God.
"You can't marry her," said Measure.
"It's what she wants," said Alvin. "You can bet she'd say yes, and her father and mother would have to agree to it."
"Agree to it - and then despise you ever after," said Father.
"Doesn't matter about his reputation or what people think of him or anything, compared to this," said Measure. "Waking up every morning and seeing Amy Sump in bed next to you, and knowing the only reason she's there is because she slandered you - tell me what kind of home you'll make, the two of you, for your babies?"
Alvin thought about that for a moment and nodded. "I guess marriage ain't much of a solution. More like starting a whole new set of problems."
"Ah, good," said Father. "I was afraid we'd raised us a fool."
"So I sneak off like a thief, and everybody reckons Amy was telling the truth and I ran off."
"Not likely," said Measure. "We'll let it be known that you left because your work is too important to be distracted by this nonsense. You'll be back when Amy starts telling the truth, and in the meantime, you'll be studying up on... whatever. Learning something."
"Learning how to build the Crystal City," murmured Taleswapper.
They all looked at him.
"You don't know how, do you, Alvin?" asked Taleswapper. "While you're busy trying to make Makers out of these people, you don't even know yourself what the Crystal City really is, or how to make it."
Alvin nodded. "That's right."
"So... it isn't even a lie," said Taleswapper. "You do have much to learn, and you're overdue to learn it. Why, you're even grateful to Amy for showing you that