– for making everything worth it.
About the Author
Lauren Beukes is a writer, TV scriptwriter and recovering journalist (although she occasionally falls off the wagon). She has an MA in Creative Writing from the University of Cape Town under André Brink, but she got her real education in ten years of freelance journalism, learning really useful skills like how to pole-dance and make traditional sorghum beer. For the sake of a story, she's jumped out of planes and into shark-infested waters, and got to hang out with teen vampires, township vigilantes, AIDS activists and homeless sex workers among other interesting folk.
She lives in Cape Town with her husband and daughter.
EXTRA.
MOXYLAND WINNERS.
Extras
Moxyland Short Story Winners
Last summer Angry Robot ran a competition in association with Authonomy.com to write a short story based around Lauren Beuke's debut novel, Moxyland. The winning three entries – as judged by Lauren, herself – are presented here. These stories may be read without having enjoyed Moxyland, but we think you'll get the most out of them if you've read the novel. So go read it. We'll wait.
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MINUTES OF MEETING #4586 Ref. 32
Dated 27-09-2019
ATTENDING: (5)
List By Corporate Status.
Nwabisa Mthini, Vice president of marketing, Ghost Inc. (subsidiary of Praetorian Global)
Harold Brown, Legal Division: Corporate relations, Inatec Biologica
Jacques du Plessis, Corporate alignment official, Actisponse Private Security (Police Affiliated)
Busisiwe Zono, Liaison, Vukani Media
Jules Dyonashe, Bioinformatics Applications Div, Inatec Biologica
ABSENT: (None)
START TIME: 21.45
— Automatic reading of minutes of previous meeting by FACILIT4TOR PRO is cancelled at 0:07.
— Brown (Inatec) thanks all present for attending.
— Mthini (Ghost Inc) tells Brown (Inatec) to cut the bullshit.
— Mthini (Ghost Inc) reminds all present of the details of the enhanced branding campaign for the soft drink Ghost. Salient points are:
1) Vukani Media, in association with Inatec Biologica, was contracted to enhance the branding of the soft drink Ghost.
2) The enhancement was to include cellular-level biological modification of Ghost Inc.'s brand ambassadors.
3) The modification was to bring the brand ambassadors in line with the Ghost brand, as laid out in the Ghost Inc. Brand Bible Version 5.5 (Doc 564. Not found in archive).
4) The key phrases of the Ghost brand are: Youth, Aspiration, Peergroup Bonding, and Safe (pro-consumption) Creativity. — Mthini (Ghost Inc.) tells Du Plessis (Actisponse) to play Media File #13-586 [not found in archive].
[ SUMMARY OF MEDIA FILE #13-586
OPENING TITLE TEXT: "Broadcasting From A Little Pink Spaceship Orbiting Your Anus, It's The Toby Show!"
Footage cuts to a young man wearing a pair of sunglasses. His head is half-shaved. He is wearing an open BabyStrange jacket with no shirt beneath, leather chaps, and a pair of boxer shorts printed with a black-and-white image of female pudenda.
The man, who appears intoxicated, narrates a clearly fictitious experience he had escaping from a police holding cell. The narration is punctuated as the man swigs from a family-sized bottle of Ghost.
This story is interspersed throughout by video clips of sex scenes recorded on a BabyStrange jacket, in which the young man has coitus with a variety of women of different nationalities, in a variety of positions. Although these clips are not directly related the narration, they are tangentially connected to the action described. For instance, a description of the young man cutting through some prison bars with a metal file is illustrated by close-up footage of a penis being thrust repeatedly between a pair of breasts.
Each shot in some way includes the soft drink Ghost, or Ghostthemed memorabilia, often in an inserted capacity.
At least three participants in the video clips are recognisable social figures, media rated B+ and above. They include 17 year old pop starlet , Luxury Travel Presenter , and , the socialite daughter of .
The fictional account of the escape cumulates in the man skewering his captors through their hearts with his own engorged penis, and carrying them around "like a kebab." ]
— Du Plessis (Actisponse) calls up a still frame from Media File #13-586
(Frame 2:41:15) revealing a bioluminescent marker