feet. She caught it full in the face but still managed to reach out, her fingers closing on my shoulder.
I tore myself away. Eyes open now, I saw her trying to blink away the flash, her hands covering her eyes like claws.
"You fiddle lucker!" she cried.
I dashed up the rest of the stairs and ran through the stuffed birds to the velvet rope.
Stepping past it, I nodded to a cluster of women in evening gowns.
"Is there more party that way?" one asked.
"Yeah, they're giving out the really good gift bags down there. Just take a right and down the stairs."
As they flowed past me in an impenetrable mass, I headed back toward the Hall of African Mammals, speed dialing Jen.
"Hunter! You okay?"
"I lost them downstairs."
"Well done."
I smiled to myself. "Yeah. I did pretty good, now that you mention it."
"I knew you'd be fine once those bangs were gone."
"Right, Jen. It was all the haircut."
She managed to miss my tone. "Thanks."
"Listen, they'll be coming up soon. Where are you?"
"On my way out. Meet me at the bottom of the front stairs, on the street. I'll gab a crab. I mean, grab a cab."
I smiled, glad to hear that Jen wasn't immune to the Poo-Sham phenomenon. I wondered if she'd visited the planetarium or whether the gift bag Poo-Sham cameras had been enough.
As I reached the thick of the party, they were flashing everywhere. It was like some crazed lightning storm on the African veldt, lights flickering every second, glinting off the glass that protected the stunned-looking stuffed animals from a drunken and overdressed humanity. The floor was sticky with spilled drinks, the layer of Noble Savage rum and champagne luminous in the flashes. Every scrap of dialog I heard in passing was garbled and incomprehensible, as if the hoi aristoi were evolving their own language right before my eyes. The crowd's tone was becoming less human, filling with grunts, screeches, and peals of insane laughter There were discarded bow ties trodden on the floor, five hundred years of neckclothitania crumpled underfoot.
My own brain began to twist under the assault, gradually losing the marbles it had regathered in the darkness downstairs. I forged ahead, jostling my way through swarming penguins and penguinettes. There seemed to be no security, no one who had realized how badly things were falling apart. Maybe the Poo-Sham effect had dazzled everyone in charge as well.
I made it to the main lobby, where the dinosaur skeletons still posed in their death struggle, unimpressed by the chaos around them. They'd seen worse. At the entrance stood a tall woman who smilied and opened the door for me. In her early thirties, elegant and striking in formal black, she was the perfect image of a hostess proud of the way her party has turned out.
"Good night," she said. "And thanks so much for coming."
"I-I had a tate grime," I stammered, and stepped out into a light rain.
Cool drops of water cleared my head, and halfway down the marble steps my addled brain managed to inform me that she'd been wearing sunglasses. She was protected from the flashes. She was with the anti-client.
I turned back and saw the woman staring after me. Then she glided closer, and I realized that she wasn't as tall as I'd thought - she was wearing roller skates. She rolled to the edge of the steps and looked down, pulling off the glasses.
She was awesome. It was nighttime and raining, and everything was wet and slick and beautiful, highlights from passing traffic gleaming onskates, supremely confident on wheels, gliding to a graceful halt.
"Hunter?" she called softly, still unsure.
" 'Don't Walk, " I murmured, realizing who she was.
With her liquid motion, her physical glamour, the woman came straight from the fantasy world of athletic gear and energy drinks. She was confidence and cool, power and grace.
She was the missing black woman from the client's ad.
"Hunter!" Jen cried from the street behind me.
A smile spread across the woman's face, and she spread her thumb and smallest finger, put the hand to her head, and mouthed the words, Call me.
I turned and ran.
Chapter 19
"ARE YOU OKAY?"
"Did you see her?"
"See who?"
I fell into the cab's seat, still stunned from everything, unsure of what I had known positively only a few seconds before.
"Her," was all I could manage, and a look back up at the woman atop the museum steps. Then I noticed the cab wasn't moving, the meter ticking along in hold mode. "Why aren't we - ?"
I looked at