at the edge of the party. I looked back.
"Jen?" I called out.
Unless she was disguised as a motionless Yoruba shaman, she wasn't in this room. But the bald guy was still in sight, following with measured steps and the annoyed expression of an ignored authority figure.
"Just keep going," Jen said from my phone. "I'm looking at a map. Run."
I ducked under the velvet rope and turned right, dashing through a darkened room full of stuffed birds behind glass. A wide flight of marble steps appeared on my right.
I didn't bother glancing back, knowing the bald guy was right behind me, and plunged down the unlit steps. My hard-soled shoes sent echoes off the marble, pattering like disappointed tongue clicks from every direction.
I would have killed for some sneakers about then. Or clothes without plastic tags sticking into me.
At the bottom of the stairs I whispered, "Where now?"
"Turn right again. Through the monkey skeletons."
I entered a long hall that ran through the entire course of human evolution - from slothlike primates in trees to a slothlike Homo remote controllus watching television in his living room - all in about thirty seconds. Among the darkened exhibits I suddenly felt how alone I was (except for the other monkeys) and began to wonder why I'd left the relative safety of the party.
"See any meteorites yet?" Jen asked.
"Meteorites? Hang on."
The next archway opened into a large square room filled with jagged rocks on pedestals.
"Yes," I whispered. "But why am I looking at meteorites?"
"I'm trying to get you out of his sight so we can leave without being followed."
"But I was safe! They're not going to do anything while the party's going."
"Parties don't last forever, Hunter."
I looked back through the darkness and thought I heard slow, deliberate footsteps descending the marble stairs.
"Jen, where are you, anyway?"
"Two floors above you, in a gallery overlooking the elephants. You are hiding now, aren't you?"
I looked back through the monkeys but still couldn't see anyone. There'd been no sign of other human beings since I'd come down the stairs.
Still, hidden was better.
Near the center of the room was a meteorite the size of a car. Big enough to crouch behind. I peeked my head out, training an eye on the approach from the hall of monkey skeletons.
"Okay, hidden now."
"You think he followed you?"
"Definitely," I whispered. "But he doesn't seem to be in a huge hurry to find me. Maybe he's calling up reinforcements."
"Perfect. Just stay hidden. I've got a few more things to check out up here now that they're out of the way."
"Uh, hang on, Jen. Are you using me as a diversion?"
"You can outrun him, can't you?"
"What is it with you and running?"
"Listen, call me if you need me, Hunter. If you get bored of the meteorites, there're some really cool gems next door. I love this place."
"I'm thrilled."
"But you should probably stay put. The gems room is a dead end."
"You mean the only way out of here is back the way I came?"
"Yeah. So stay hidden. See you later."
I stayed hidden, crouching behind the big hunk of iron from outer space. As always when anxious, I filled my head with useless information, stealing glances away from the yawning doorway to read the little plaques around me.
It turned out that the big meteorite had been brought to New York by Robert Peary, the North Pole guy. It weighed the yawning doorwaya whopping thirty-four tons, which had made traveling with it by ship exciting. On top of almost swamping Peary's vessel, the mass of iron attracted the needle in the ship's compass, so the navigator never quite knew which direction was which.
I could relate to the feeling.
I imagined the bald guy whipping out a compass and following it straight to me.
But strangely, crouching in the darkness calmed my nerves, repairing whatever circuits had been damaged by the Poo-Sham planetarium experience. After a few minutes of waiting and pondering, I remembered an old urban legend about a Japanese kids' TV show. One episode had caused seizures with some kind of flashing effect.
I wondered if the story were true. Whatever the flashing lights had triggered was more subtle than epilepsy, but they did have the power to confuse and befuddle.
But why?
I was certain of only one thing: Poo-Sham was a pseudo-product. Like the bootleg shoes, it was designed to confuse the order of things, to disrupt the sacred bond between brand and buyer. I looked at my purple hands and wondered if I could ever squidge anything out onto my