tee shirt. I paid my mortgage over the phone and sat on the side of my bed in deep thought. I wanted to call Blunt and check to make sure he wasn’t already up to no good, but I wanted to trust him to do the right thing.
My phone vibrated in my hand and alerted me that I had a picture message coming through. A picture popped up on the screen of Blunt, Luscious, and a baby. The three of them were dressed in matching black and white outfits. The baby wore a pair of black tights with a white dress. Luscious stood over Blunt with her hand on his shoulder as he sat holding their daughter.
A long text message came through next. It read: Dumb Bitch! While you’re walking around with your nose high in the air like you’re that bitch, you need to kno’ that me and yo’ man are steady fuckin. I could tell you some shit that would have yo’ bougie ass sick, so let me start telling you so you can throw up. I’ve been in yo’ house from the front to the back.
I gasped.
When I caught my breath, a call was coming in. I recognized the number immediately and hesitated before deciding that I had had enough.
“Bitch, what the hell do you want?” I answered. Pure venom tinged my voice.
“Boo, I kno’ that your bathroom is beige and maroon, and your guest bedroom is white with the baby blue comforter and linen. I love that pillow top mattress, too. If you don’t believe that I’ve been to your crib, go look under the bed because I left you a small surprise.” She chuckled before hanging up.
I sprinted through the house like my panties were on fire. I dropped to my knees in the guest bedroom and looked under the bed. True enough, I found a purple c-cup bra and a size 6 matching thong.
Infuriated, I called Luscious back. “Bitch, you have fucked up now. Sleeping with my man is one thing, but bringing your trifling ass up in my home is way too mothafuckin much! So whenever I see you, and I don't care if it's outside of Heaven's doors, I’m fucking you up.”
“Woo, woo, woo. I'm scared.”
“You might not be, but you'll wish you were. Trust and believe Boo Boo, I'm going to get a piece of that ass for coming up in my house.” The nice girl was gone!
Luscious burst out laughing. “How you like that, Bougie Bitch? Did you think you were the only bitch that knows how to get down and dirty for hers?”
“Uh huh, my neighbor just described your car and told me that she saw you and some other bitch keying me and Blunt’s ride. Your prissy ass is gonna pay for that when I catch you in the streets. You better be able to fight ‘cause I’m gon’ beat you so bad yo’ mammy won’t recognize you.”
I sat my bottom on the floor listening to the simple minded whore. “I bet you I’m not scared,” I said bristling inside.
“I stay strapped and if you so bad, bring yo’ ass back over here right now. I got somethin’ for yo’ ass. Bitch, I got more heat to put on yo’ ass than hell. Now, C’mon!”
“You ain’t gon’ do…” I said before the dizzy ass bat hung up on me.
I dialed Blunt’s number in a tizzy. I was so hot under the collar, my hands shook.
Devin answered the phone. “Let me speak to your daddy.”
“My daddy outside arguing with my mama,” he reported innocently.
“Oh, really?” I was about to blow my top.
“Yep, who is this, Mika?” he guessed incorrectly.
“No, this is Mo’. Why is your daddy arguing with Chunuchi?” I questioned him.
“Cause I told my daddy that my mama was letting a man put his wiener in her bootyhole. Now they outside cussing and fussing.”
“That’s enough, Devin.” I cut him off.
What had come out of his mouth was downright disgusting.
“You want me to take the phone to my daddy?” he asked.
“No, in fact, don’t even tell him that I called. Goodbye.”
I hung up and sat there wondering if Blunt was arguing with Chunuchi because of the filthy things she had let their son see her doing or if his anger was actually jealousy in disguise.
The more I thought about it, the madder I got. It was time for me to take my anger out on one of Blunt’s baby’s mamas.
The Last Straw
Molaysia
Luscious won the prize.
What she did was the