the pizza slices. That’s my afternoon snack sorted. I wonder what Melody has in store for dinner. I have practice every day from three thirty to six o’clock, then I shower and do homework. I don’t have time to play house with the Followhills, but one thing I never pass on is their fucking dinner. They sure love their fancy meals, and when Jaime is in a good mood—which is basically always—he slips me a Bud Light, too.
Mrs. Followhill is a drill sergeant about being prompt. But since I moved in, Bailey said dinner on the nights Melody doesn’t teach has changed from six thirty sharp to seven fifteen when I get out of my shower. She’s all right, I guess, for doing that. It’s becoming increasingly difficult to resent her when she is trying so damn hard.
Harder than my own mother ever did, actually.
After I wash my plate, I go upstairs to dump my shit in my room, which used to be a guest room, but the Followhills have decorated it with Raiders merchandise, a flat-screen TV, an Xbox, and a guitar (more proof rich people love the whole show. I don’t play the guitar). There’s even a dark maroon pillow with my name and jersey number on it. Every day when I come home, I find more new personalized Penn shit. I already told Mel that if I catch her trying to put a diaper on me in the middle of the night, we’re done.
I turn around, about to head to the shower, when I see Daria on my threshold in her barely there cheer outfit. The tiny, cropped, tight black and blue top and miniskirt should be illegal anywhere that’s not a strip club or my bed.
Arching an eyebrow, I kick my shoes off, then throw my jacket on the floor. She folds her arms, leaning one shoulder against my doorframe. I know we’re alone, because if we weren’t, she wouldn’t be standing here, openly ogling me. Jaime doesn’t want us to be alone. Wouldn’t be surprised if there are new cameras in the house, too. My phone starts flashing with text messages. Adriana, having a sixth sense and wanting to remind me that she exists.
Addy: Miss you!
Addy: Come to Lenny’s.
Addy: When am I going to see you?
“Do continue.” Daria’s gaze drops to my crotch, where it stays. “You were in the middle of something, weren’t you?”
I grab the red pillow and throw it at her. She catches it and flings it back on my bed.
“Go play with your Barbies, Skull Eyes.”
Her smile widens, and she blushes. It occurs to me that I might have a hard-on. I look down. Half-mast and firmly covered. So why is she practically red?
“You haven’t called me Skull Eyes in forever.”
“It’s not a fucking pet name. Don’t send our wedding invitations just yet.”
“Mhm-hmm.” She nods, biting down on a pink fingernail.
“How’s your little boyfriend, Gus, doing? Still sucking ass for a living?”
“Penn Scully presents: When life gives you lemons, become a bitter jerk.”
“One game,” I stress. “You won one game. Life didn’t give me lemons. It gave me a good opportunity to get even.”
I need to make sure that Daria is a hobby, not an addiction. Adolescent hearts are trash and as loyal as a starving stray cat. They’ll take anything. Even scraps. I don’t want to feed my rusty tin heart junk. And Daria, she stomped on it hard enough for me to know she’s not even a greasy burger. She’s a Pop-Tarts covered in cyanide.
I shoulder past her. She follows me into the hallway, and I’m trying to keep my heart rate reasonable, but the heart wants what it wants, and right now, apparently, it wants Pop-Tarts. The hair on my forearms stands on end, and my dick jerks in my pants. It wants a shot of cyanide, too.
I stop when I’m in the bathroom and turn to her.
“All right, show’s over. Get the fuck out, Dar.”
“Dar!” she squeaks. She really softened up to me after the Ferris wheel. The other option is that she is messing with my head to try to get me to fuck her and get in trouble.
Let’s admit it, it’s probably the latter. Daria doesn’t have a heart, and she still hates me.
“Now I get two pet names. Should I get us friendship bracelets, P?”
“As long as they’re pink. Yellow makes my knees look fat.”
I’m bantering with her. I deserve every bullshit thing coming my way.
I hope Via’s not really dead because her ghost