to her potatoes wearing only a T-shirt. “I mean, really. Your generation is so prudish.”
“Oh, are we?” I slipped off the gown and came up behind her. “Come on. I’ll show you prudish.”
“That doesn’t count.” She half-turned and kissed me. “The experiment was about clothes, not sex. Sit down before one of us gets burned.”
I sat down at the dinette and looked at her back. She stirred the food slowly. “I’m not sure why I did that, really. Impulse. Couldn’t sleep but didn’t want to wake you up, going through the closet. I stepped on your jeans getting out of bed and I just put them on.”
“Don’t explain. I want it to be a big perverse mystery.”
“If you want coffee you know where it is.” She had a pot of tea brewed. I almost asked for a cup. But to keep the morning from being too full of mystery, I stuck with coffee.
“So Macro’s getting a divorce?” Dr. “Mac” Roman was dean of research and titular head of our project, though he wasn’t involved in the day-to-day work.
“Deep dark secret. He hasn’t told anybody. My friend Nel passed it on.” Nel Nye was a schoolmate who worked for the city.
“And they were such a lovely couple together.” She laughed one “ha,” stabbing at the potatoes with the spatula. “Was it another woman, man, robot?”
“They don’t put that on the form. They’re splitting this week, though, and I have to meet with him tomorrow before we go to Budget. He’ll be even more distracted than usual.” She divided the potatoes between two plates and brought them over. “So you were out blowing up trucks?”
“Actually, I was lying in a cage, twitching.” She dismissed that with a wave. “There wasn’t much to it. No drivers or passengers. Two saps.”
“Sapients?”
“‘Sapient defense units,’ yeah, but that puts a pretty low threshold on sapience. They’re just guns on tracks with AI routines that give them a certain degree of autonomy. Pretty effective against ground troops and conventional artillery and air support. Don’t know what they were doing in our AO.”
“Is that a blood type?” she said over her teacup.
“Sorry. ‘Area of operations.’ I mean, one flyboy could have taken them out in a single treetop pass.”
“So why didn’t they use a flyboy? Rather than risk damaging your expensive armored carcass.”
“Oh, they said they wanted the cargo analyzed, which was bullshit. The only stuff besides food and ammo were some solar cells and replacement boards for field mainframes. So we know they use Mitsubishi. But if they buy anything from a Rimcorp firm, we automatically get copies of the invoices. So I’m sure that was no big surprise.”
“So why’d they send you?”
“Nobody said officially, but I got a thread on my vertical jack that they were feeling out Sam, Samantha.”
“She’s the one who, her friend?”
“Got beaten up and raped, yeah. She didn’t do too well.”
“Who would?”
“I don’t know. Sam’s pretty tough. But she wasn’t even half there.”
“That would go rough on her? If she got a psychiatric discharge.”
“They don’t like to give them, unless there’s actual brain damage. They’d either ‘find’ that or put her through an Article 12.” I got up to find some catsup for my potatoes. “That might not be as bad as rumor has it. Nobody in our company has gone through it.”
“I thought there was a congressional investigation of that. Somebody with important parents died.”
“Yeah, there was talk. I don’t know that it got any further than talk. Article 12 has to be a wall you can’t climb. Otherwise half the mechanics in the army would try for a psych discharge.”
“They don’t want to make it that easy.”
“So I used to think. Now I think part of it is keeping a balanced force. If you made an Article 12 easy, you’d lose everyone bothered by killing. The soldierboys would wind up a berserker corps.”
“That’s a pretty picture.”
“You should see what it looks like from inside. I told you about Scoville.”
“A few times.”
“Imagine him times twenty thousand.” People like Scoville are completely disassociated from killing, especially with the soldierboys. You find them in regular armies, too, though—people for whom enemy soldiers aren’t human, just counters in a game. They’re ideal for some missions and disastrous for others.
I had to admit the potatoes were pretty good. I’d been living on bar food for a couple of days, cheese and fried meats, with corn chips for a vegetable.
“Oh . . . you didn’t get on the cube this time.” She had her cube monitor